Bojack Horseman lines

[Yardis]

This is a thread to share your favorite lines from Bojack Horseman.
One of my favorite shows.

 

[Yardis]

“The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning, it’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead” - Mister Peanutbutter

 

[Yardis]

“And when you don’t regret the tattoo in the morning, that’s how you know it’s love” - Todd

 

[Yardis]

“You never know when Golds gonna strike” - Mister Peanutbutter
”Gold doesn’t strike” - Bojack
“That’s why you never know” - Mister Peanutbutter

 

[milagros317]

"When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
— Wanda Pierce (Lisa Kudrow)

 

[Yardis]

"When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
— Wanda Pierce (Lisa Kudrow)

That ones deep, think about that a lot

 

[Viewmaster]

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