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Boys Are Mean
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Dave2112
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Well, I'm not sure what exactly you're trying to say with this, so let me just say something.
We can all be mean.
When it comes to matters of the heart, there are few things that can be as heartbreaking or viscious. When people get hurt romantically, they lash out, because the pain really is that bad. I don't care how tough you think you are, rejection hurts, and rejection by someone whom you thought loved you or cared about you can be the most devastating thing in the world. Nothing anyone can say can make things better, but time will take care ofyour wounds. Whether you want it to or not.
I've been there more times than I care to count, and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
So, for all of you injured in the heart, take solace in knowing that things always get better, just not when you want them to. If I had a nickel for every woman whom I wanted back, only to discover later that her leaving opened up new doors I couldn't live without...
...I'd have a shitload of nickels.😎
We can all be mean.
When it comes to matters of the heart, there are few things that can be as heartbreaking or viscious. When people get hurt romantically, they lash out, because the pain really is that bad. I don't care how tough you think you are, rejection hurts, and rejection by someone whom you thought loved you or cared about you can be the most devastating thing in the world. Nothing anyone can say can make things better, but time will take care ofyour wounds. Whether you want it to or not.
I've been there more times than I care to count, and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
So, for all of you injured in the heart, take solace in knowing that things always get better, just not when you want them to. If I had a nickel for every woman whom I wanted back, only to discover later that her leaving opened up new doors I couldn't live without...
...I'd have a shitload of nickels.😎
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😀 Very well said.
Yes, we are mean.
We forget to call. We don't notice new hairstyles. We are way, way to demanding. We never let go of the remote. We never agree to admit that we are lost. Also, we don't allow anyone to ask for the way either, no ma'am, I'm just taking the scenic route, thankyouverymuch, now close the window. We drink too much, smoke too much, hang out with the boys too much, dream about O.P.P., Walk into strip-joints, see women as objects, are always the first to come (you know what I mean). We think that 'foreplay' means a club to the head and a drag to the cave by the hair. We leabve the toilet seat up, grunt, fart, smell funny, are scratchy 'cause we don't shave often enough, yet make nasty comments if Woman has the slightest stubble on her legs or under her arms. We don't know how to express ourselves, and we're only happy with a movie when there's a pile of corpses the size of Mount Rainier and a pool of blood the size of Lake Erie. We throw popcorn at the screen when any reasonably evolved mammal would be moved to tears by the drama and the sensuous dialogue. We have porn that is so incredibly dumb and simple that even a dead snail could write the script for it, yet it turns us on - whereas we devour the lovingly (and thoughtfully) aphrodisiacs with ravenous hunger, swig the expensive champaign and then switch to beer to watch the football game.
We buy stuff we'll never really neat, because it's motorized, makes lots of noise and is shiny.
We clutter the house with it.
We'd never throw anything away. Those old TV-Guides may still be useful someday. We throw a tantrum that would suit a four-year-old when we discover that our favorite slippers have been thrown into the trash (and they were only 20 years old, too!) Yet we make ourselves out as the 'reasonable' sex, saying that women are more 'emotional'.
Yes, boys are mean. So why do girls put up with us?
Simple. Because, when push comes to shove, most of us are downright cuddly
(Also, we can move furniture.)
We forget to call. We don't notice new hairstyles. We are way, way to demanding. We never let go of the remote. We never agree to admit that we are lost. Also, we don't allow anyone to ask for the way either, no ma'am, I'm just taking the scenic route, thankyouverymuch, now close the window. We drink too much, smoke too much, hang out with the boys too much, dream about O.P.P., Walk into strip-joints, see women as objects, are always the first to come (you know what I mean). We think that 'foreplay' means a club to the head and a drag to the cave by the hair. We leabve the toilet seat up, grunt, fart, smell funny, are scratchy 'cause we don't shave often enough, yet make nasty comments if Woman has the slightest stubble on her legs or under her arms. We don't know how to express ourselves, and we're only happy with a movie when there's a pile of corpses the size of Mount Rainier and a pool of blood the size of Lake Erie. We throw popcorn at the screen when any reasonably evolved mammal would be moved to tears by the drama and the sensuous dialogue. We have porn that is so incredibly dumb and simple that even a dead snail could write the script for it, yet it turns us on - whereas we devour the lovingly (and thoughtfully) aphrodisiacs with ravenous hunger, swig the expensive champaign and then switch to beer to watch the football game.
We buy stuff we'll never really neat, because it's motorized, makes lots of noise and is shiny.
We clutter the house with it.
We'd never throw anything away. Those old TV-Guides may still be useful someday. We throw a tantrum that would suit a four-year-old when we discover that our favorite slippers have been thrown into the trash (and they were only 20 years old, too!) Yet we make ourselves out as the 'reasonable' sex, saying that women are more 'emotional'.
Yes, boys are mean. So why do girls put up with us?
Simple. Because, when push comes to shove, most of us are downright cuddly
(Also, we can move furniture.)
Hey!
I was just over in another thread saying that girls are mean, and now you're saying boys are mean?
Boys aren't mean. Boys are stupid.
Actually girls aren't mean either. Girls are nuts.
"Men Are Stupid, Women Are Nuts" is a book I worked on for years with my research partner, who passed away last year. We never actually set anything down in writing. We just reviewed every fight we ever had and came to the conclusion expressed in the title.
Apply it to your own relationship. I think you'll find that "Men Are Stupid, Women Are Nuts" will explain everything that's been puzzling you about your relationships with the opposite sex.😉
eq
I was just over in another thread saying that girls are mean, and now you're saying boys are mean?
Boys aren't mean. Boys are stupid.
Actually girls aren't mean either. Girls are nuts.
"Men Are Stupid, Women Are Nuts" is a book I worked on for years with my research partner, who passed away last year. We never actually set anything down in writing. We just reviewed every fight we ever had and came to the conclusion expressed in the title.
Apply it to your own relationship. I think you'll find that "Men Are Stupid, Women Are Nuts" will explain everything that's been puzzling you about your relationships with the opposite sex.😉
eq
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good lord!
I just had this same conversation with a friend this week!! and yes, boys are stupid, and girls are crazy, and stupid boys put uup with crazy girls because they are too stupid to do otherwise, and crazy girls put up with stupid boys because they are too crazy to get anyone else.....
the problem comes in when a girl isn't crazy or a boy isn't stupid, then these people are just unhappy a lot because they can't find a fulfilling partner.
maybe it is just better to be stupid or crazy?!
I just had this same conversation with a friend this week!! and yes, boys are stupid, and girls are crazy, and stupid boys put uup with crazy girls because they are too stupid to do otherwise, and crazy girls put up with stupid boys because they are too crazy to get anyone else.....
the problem comes in when a girl isn't crazy or a boy isn't stupid, then these people are just unhappy a lot because they can't find a fulfilling partner.
maybe it is just better to be stupid or crazy?!
When God made Eve he took her to Adam.
Adam asked, "God, why did you make her so pretty?"
God said, "So you would love her."
Adam asked, "Why did you make her so soft?"
God said, "So you would love her."
Adam asked, "But, God, why did you make her so dumb?"
God said, "So she would love you."
Adam asked, "God, why did you make her so pretty?"
God said, "So you would love her."
Adam asked, "Why did you make her so soft?"
God said, "So you would love her."
Adam asked, "But, God, why did you make her so dumb?"
God said, "So she would love you."
I'm wit' Dave. Everyone's mean at some point. Everybody hurts. Everybody cries...
Hey, wait. Some o' that is an REM tune.
I like EQ's notion - we're dopey and they're crazy. Describes a lot of behavior when folks fall for one another, too.
OTOH, I see it work out so well wit' some folks, where he AIN'T stupid, and she AIN'T crazy, and neither of 'em are mean. Neither gender is so easily categorized. Ain't sure it'd be better if such were possible.
Kesey said it best. "Nobody told you it was going to be easy."
Mind you, he was climbin' a very large peak at that point. I keep thinkin' of WifeTickler, on AMT, adn others whose marriages seem rock steady, whose participants have grown older together, and STILL dig one another.
That's love. It's what it's all about, after all.
Everybody can be mean. Get over it. Grow out of it. Find a better solution. That, or get used to it comin' back around. I prefer not having t'be mean. It was tiresome, anyway. I particularly hate having it reinspired, and delight in how freakin' difficult that is.
Oh, and Dave2112, you rock, brother.
dvnc
Hey, wait. Some o' that is an REM tune.
I like EQ's notion - we're dopey and they're crazy. Describes a lot of behavior when folks fall for one another, too.
OTOH, I see it work out so well wit' some folks, where he AIN'T stupid, and she AIN'T crazy, and neither of 'em are mean. Neither gender is so easily categorized. Ain't sure it'd be better if such were possible.
Kesey said it best. "Nobody told you it was going to be easy."
Mind you, he was climbin' a very large peak at that point. I keep thinkin' of WifeTickler, on AMT, adn others whose marriages seem rock steady, whose participants have grown older together, and STILL dig one another.
That's love. It's what it's all about, after all.
Everybody can be mean. Get over it. Grow out of it. Find a better solution. That, or get used to it comin' back around. I prefer not having t'be mean. It was tiresome, anyway. I particularly hate having it reinspired, and delight in how freakin' difficult that is.
Oh, and Dave2112, you rock, brother.
dvnc
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I have a new book as well its called "People are People, Psychiatrists are Crazy". The jist of it is people are all basically the same, want all the same things, want to be treated the same way regardless of what gender, race, or religion they are. Also it goes on to say that we spend too much time over analyzing everything and should simply treat each other with respect and enjoy life. The book costs $200,000 for paperback and $450,000 for the hardbound edition. Ok so I'm a little crazy too even though I'm not a psychiatrist. 🙂
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Women are nuts, men are bolts...🙄...🙄
...dont you know it's always the men's fault..with everything.
Its like the child saying...mommies know everything
😛 😛 😛
...dont you know it's always the men's fault..with everything.
Its like the child saying...mommies know everything
😛 😛 😛
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I am thinking of starting a new thread "Extraterrestials are Mean". They abduct you, give you a bunch of anal probes, and then teleport you back down to earth without even a thank you. If you don't want to wait for the new thread you can read the new book "Men and Women are From Earth, Extraterrestials are Not". 🙂
