Don't get me wrong, JJ. I'm happy you have a friend like her. She's very pretty, has gorgeous feet, and loves to be tickled.... but I'm friggin' green with envy!
Why don't the two of you fly over here to America...
Journey another couple thousand miles to the midwest...
And let me have a shot at them piggies!
Y'know... share the wealth!
Of course you'll have to pay your own way - but I'll supply the fingers. 😉