Thanks to Pokey for this.😀
Bubba Had Shingles
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office
should appreciate
this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians
are running their
practices like an assembly line? Here's what
happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the
receptionist asked him what
he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down
his name, address,
medical insurance number and told him to have a
seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and
asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his
height, weight, a complete
medical history y and told Bubba to wait in the
examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba
what he had. Bubba
said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood
test, a blood pressure
test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take
off all his clothes
and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba
sitting patiently in the
nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said,
'Shingles..' The doctor
asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want
me to unload 'em??'
I'm still laughing!
Bubba Had Shingles
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office
should appreciate
this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians
are running their
practices like an assembly line? Here's what
happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the
receptionist asked him what
he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down
his name, address,
medical insurance number and told him to have a
seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and
asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his
height, weight, a complete
medical history y and told Bubba to wait in the
examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba
what he had. Bubba
said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood
test, a blood pressure
test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take
off all his clothes
and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba
sitting patiently in the
nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said,
'Shingles..' The doctor
asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want
me to unload 'em??'
I'm still laughing!
