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Buddy Hackett passes...
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Geeze, that's too bad. I really liked his stand-up comedy. It was a little ribald for some... but then again, so am I.
He will be missed.
Thanks for posting PH, I didn't know about this until now.
He will be missed.
Thanks for posting PH, I didn't know about this until now.
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He was a great comedian. My favorite line from him was this. After discussing three or four particular diets, each of which was vastly popular at some time, he said:
"I've tried them all. I've tried every diet known to humanity. And I've come to one conclusion: Calories are what makes food taste good."
Rest In Peace, Buddy.
"I've tried them all. I've tried every diet known to humanity. And I've come to one conclusion: Calories are what makes food taste good."
Rest In Peace, Buddy.
Yeah, I have him on video doing a stand-up. I was shocked at the language he used in his jokes. I always thought he worked clean -
not that I cared - I saw Bob Hope live years ago at West Point.
My jaw dropped to the ground when I heard HIM swear. LOL, my father got made at me when I told him the language he used. He said "Bob Hope doesn't need to use that kind of language!" Guess we all have
an image of people.
Quick joke of Buddy's
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the man behind the counter for
some femenine napkins,the man replied,what kind of FLOW do you have?
She said, LINOLEUM.
not that I cared - I saw Bob Hope live years ago at West Point.
My jaw dropped to the ground when I heard HIM swear. LOL, my father got made at me when I told him the language he used. He said "Bob Hope doesn't need to use that kind of language!" Guess we all have
an image of people.
Quick joke of Buddy's
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the man behind the counter for
some femenine napkins,the man replied,what kind of FLOW do you have?
She said, LINOLEUM.
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I bet I have that same segment on tape.
One of my favorites is the trunk-dick.
An 80 year old man is engaged to a 25 year old woman. He's concerned that he might not be able to have sex as often as she likes, so he goes to the doctor for a penile implant.
The doctor says they're now doing a new type of surgery... one that's much more effective and allows the man to experience more pleasure than he'd get with the old procedure. He goes on to explain that they'd remove his penis and surgically attach the trunk of a baby elephant in its place. The nerve endings will grow together and he'll never know the difference, except of course that he'll be bigger and stronger than ever before.
The guy balks a little at this and says, "Gee, I don't know... What do you think honey?"
His fiance has heard the words 'bigger and stronger' and with great feeling she says, "Let's do it!"
He has the surgery, and he heals up just fine. They try a little exploratory sex and find that things work even better than expected, so they announce their engagement.
At the prenuptual dinner the groom to be is seated between the bride and her mother. The bride is so thrilled with the new trunk-dick that she can't keep her hands off it. She reaches over to him and while her hands are hidden by the tablecloth, she starts to stroke it through his pants. It swells up nicely, so she unzips his trousers. The trunk-dick pops up out of the fly and lays on his lap, throbbing from the attention she's been giving it.
As the dishes of food are passed around from person to person, the trunk-dick rises up above the tablecloth, grabs a baked potato and goes back down out of sight.
Dinner comes to a halt.
The brides mother says, "Excuse me, but I'm not sure what I just saw... could you do that again?"
The groom says, "I would lady, but there's not room up my ass for another baked potato."
One of my favorites is the trunk-dick.
An 80 year old man is engaged to a 25 year old woman. He's concerned that he might not be able to have sex as often as she likes, so he goes to the doctor for a penile implant.
The doctor says they're now doing a new type of surgery... one that's much more effective and allows the man to experience more pleasure than he'd get with the old procedure. He goes on to explain that they'd remove his penis and surgically attach the trunk of a baby elephant in its place. The nerve endings will grow together and he'll never know the difference, except of course that he'll be bigger and stronger than ever before.
The guy balks a little at this and says, "Gee, I don't know... What do you think honey?"
His fiance has heard the words 'bigger and stronger' and with great feeling she says, "Let's do it!"
He has the surgery, and he heals up just fine. They try a little exploratory sex and find that things work even better than expected, so they announce their engagement.
At the prenuptual dinner the groom to be is seated between the bride and her mother. The bride is so thrilled with the new trunk-dick that she can't keep her hands off it. She reaches over to him and while her hands are hidden by the tablecloth, she starts to stroke it through his pants. It swells up nicely, so she unzips his trousers. The trunk-dick pops up out of the fly and lays on his lap, throbbing from the attention she's been giving it.
As the dishes of food are passed around from person to person, the trunk-dick rises up above the tablecloth, grabs a baked potato and goes back down out of sight.
Dinner comes to a halt.
The brides mother says, "Excuse me, but I'm not sure what I just saw... could you do that again?"
The groom says, "I would lady, but there's not room up my ass for another baked potato."
