Bugs Poetry Corner

[Bugman]

Beans Beans the musical fruit.
The more you eat,the more you toot.
The more you toot the better you feel,
so eat beans for every meal.

You can thank,or blame,my late uncle Harold for this little ditty.

 

[ChosenofMystra]

May I contribute something?

I've always liked haikus, so here's one I just thought up about NEST 🙂

Joyous gathering
Meeting of friends and laughter
Tickling seasons here

🙂

 

[kered]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whos'.....................................

 

[milagros317]

A frustrated young woman named Alice
Used a dynamit stick for a phallus.
They fuond her vagina
In South Carolina,
And parts of her anus in Dalls.

 

[Bugman]

OMG what have i started here!

 

[isabeau]

not sure but you misspelled poetry...😀 hehe

there was a little girl
who had a little curl,
right in the middle of her forehead...

when she was good
she was very very good,
but when she was bad..



she was better...hehe i edited it for my benefit....

actually it goes..
but when she was bad
she was horrid..

 

[Bugman]

not sure but you misspelled poetry...😀 hehe

there was a little girl
who had a little curl,
right in the middle of her forehead...

when she was good
she was very very good,
but when she was bad..



she was better...hehe i edited it for my benefit....

actually it goes..
but when she was bad
she was horrid..

I sure did Izzy, I'm going to get that corrected.

 

[General Zod]

Gene,Gene made the machine

Joe,Joe made it go

Art,Art blew a fart

And blew the whole darn thing apart

 

[milagros317]

Each one of us is a poet,
But we don't know it.
😀

 

[Bugman]

An Ode To Beer 😀

Beer is great,beers the best
I'll take a beer over all the rest
It goes with pretzels it goes with sports
I like to drink it while wearing my shorts
So take your champange and get out of here
Cause nothing beats an ice cold beer.

 

[milagros317]

For Maniac:

Beans, beans are good for the heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart,
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So eat some beans at every meal. 😀

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't

Or for a fun laugh I poke fun at my sister
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[ChosenofMystra]

A haiku for Mondays

Aura of despair
Days of work and drudgery
I need my coffee

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

How i love to watch a girls eyes widen
When i step out from the shadows hiding
When she see's the feather she knows shes in a pickle
For its her tender sensitive feet i want to tickle
She laughs and squirms and tries to get away
Oh my dear you should know I can do this all day

 

[NavelTickler75]

Cute feet wiggling
Feathers stroke and slide across
Laugh little girl Laugh