njjen3953
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across
the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps
right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over
and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his
dismay, the rabbit is dead and the driver feels so awful that he
begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying
on the side of a road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks him what's wrong.
I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a
spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and
sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off
down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops
down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten
feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What
did you spray on that
rabbit?"
The answer is.....
Are you sure?)
(This is bad!)
(You know you're gonna be sorry.)
(Last chance.)
It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair and adds permanent
wave."
the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps
right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over
and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his
dismay, the rabbit is dead and the driver feels so awful that he
begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying
on the side of a road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks him what's wrong.
I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a
spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and
sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off
down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops
down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten
feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What
did you spray on that
rabbit?"
The answer is.....
Are you sure?)
(This is bad!)
(You know you're gonna be sorry.)
(Last chance.)
It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair and adds permanent
wave."
