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Officials in the Bush administration announced today that the U.S. has "compelling evidence" that the Iraqi government has been in contact with the evil forces of Skeletor.
"This is a regime that has made a career out of cultivating relationships with evil groups - like al-Qaeda, and Greenpeace," said an official close to the investigation. "This should come as a surprise to no one."
Dubbed the "Evil Lord of Destruction" on his toy packaging, Skeletor is the leader of a group of villains who live in Snake Mountain in the fantasy realm of Eternia. They frequently menace Castle Grayskull, but their efforts are consistently thwarted by He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe.
Despite Skeletor's apparent inefficacy, administration officials aren't dismissing his connection to the regime of Saddam Hussein - nor the threat the skull-faced villain himself may pose to the U.S. "Skeletor is no more 'contained' than Hussein," said an official, who spoke on condition of anonymity. "Once we're finished with Iraq, North Korea, Iran and France, the U.S. will assess the Snake Mountain situation. If necessary, we will lead a coalition of the willing friends of freedom to eliminate the threat Skeletor poses to our national security."
Administration officials said they are also working to determine whether Iraq has any links to COBRA, a terrorist organization, or to Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor.
Officials in the Bush administration announced today that the U.S. has "compelling evidence" that the Iraqi government has been in contact with the evil forces of Skeletor.
"This is a regime that has made a career out of cultivating relationships with evil groups - like al-Qaeda, and Greenpeace," said an official close to the investigation. "This should come as a surprise to no one."
Dubbed the "Evil Lord of Destruction" on his toy packaging, Skeletor is the leader of a group of villains who live in Snake Mountain in the fantasy realm of Eternia. They frequently menace Castle Grayskull, but their efforts are consistently thwarted by He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe.
Despite Skeletor's apparent inefficacy, administration officials aren't dismissing his connection to the regime of Saddam Hussein - nor the threat the skull-faced villain himself may pose to the U.S. "Skeletor is no more 'contained' than Hussein," said an official, who spoke on condition of anonymity. "Once we're finished with Iraq, North Korea, Iran and France, the U.S. will assess the Snake Mountain situation. If necessary, we will lead a coalition of the willing friends of freedom to eliminate the threat Skeletor poses to our national security."
Administration officials said they are also working to determine whether Iraq has any links to COBRA, a terrorist organization, or to Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor.
I only pray that no one contacts the Shredder, or we'll be in some seriously deep doo-doo. If that happens, we may need the Ghostbusters to turn loose the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. We need all the heavy artillery that we can get!
