Can't Get It Up Anymore

[goddess_nemesis]

An embarrassed man goes to see his doctor. “I have a sexual problem: I can’t get it up for my wife anymore,” he mumbles.

The doc replies, “Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.”

The next day the worried man returns with his wife. “Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas,” the doctor says. “Now turn all the way around. Lie down, please. Uh-huh, I see. OK, you may put your clothes back on.”

The doctor takes the husband aside and says, “You’re in perfect health. Your wife didn’t give me an erection either.”

 

[Bugman]

LMAO.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Oh Ho.

At least they Did Not Submit to Blue Cross to pay their bill.

 

[aurora5150]

hahaha i like that.

 

[Anna6-9]

Good one!

 

[Zero-Sum]

lmao thats great

 

[paracarl44]

The Amish Man who couldn't get it up anymore.

After he has seen the doctor and has his pills he figures on keeping it secret from his wife. He hides the medicine in a well but the container breaks and now he cannot get the pump handle down.