paracarl44
Wielder of 100 Feathers
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A man walks into a Pet Store and notices that a parrot is on sale for $750.
He says to the shopkeeper: "Why is that bird so expensive?"
The owner replies: "This parrot has been taught to sing Christmas Carols."
He further explains: "The parrot's name is Chet, and if you place a lit cigarette lighter under is left foot he will sing Jingle Bells."
The man is doubtful so he lights his lighter and places it under Chet's left foot and the parrot starts singing Jingle Bells.
He asks the owner: "What happens if I place the lighter under his Right foot?"
The owner replies: "Chet will sing I wish you a Merry Christmas."
The man decides that his wife will really like Chet as a Christmas gift, so he buys the cage with Chet in it.
The wife really likes her gift and the bird's singing.
One day she was curious and asked her husband: "What would happen if I placed the lighter under both feet at the same time?"
So the husband goes over to Chet and places the lit lighter under both feet and......
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Chet Sings: "Chet's nuts roasting on a open fire."
He says to the shopkeeper: "Why is that bird so expensive?"
The owner replies: "This parrot has been taught to sing Christmas Carols."
He further explains: "The parrot's name is Chet, and if you place a lit cigarette lighter under is left foot he will sing Jingle Bells."
The man is doubtful so he lights his lighter and places it under Chet's left foot and the parrot starts singing Jingle Bells.
He asks the owner: "What happens if I place the lighter under his Right foot?"
The owner replies: "Chet will sing I wish you a Merry Christmas."
The man decides that his wife will really like Chet as a Christmas gift, so he buys the cage with Chet in it.
The wife really likes her gift and the bird's singing.
One day she was curious and asked her husband: "What would happen if I placed the lighter under both feet at the same time?"
So the husband goes over to Chet and places the lit lighter under both feet and......
Scrool Down.
Chet Sings: "Chet's nuts roasting on a open fire."
