Chronic Masturbater seeks out-of-his-league beauty who will let him tickletorture her

[mr.spam]

Daily brushing a must. Must be okay with poor, college-drop-out, living in tiny apartment. Oral sex a plus. Must be in the Southern California area and must be down to get your shit tickled til you die. (not literally... if you die literally i'm going to push your body into the ocean and never come back to this site... except when i needs to get my jerk on to some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 12 second tickling clip) No experience necessary, literacy a plus.
No fatties.

 

[nessonite1]

Hooray for honesty! *\o/*

 

[Venom3602]

<3 satire

 

[maniactickler38]

I think ill try that technique for finding women. i like it.

 

[cinnabar]

I bet if you posted this in a local newspaper you would actually get some calls....










(from the local Sheriff's department) :weird:

 

[piercearrow33]

Very Curious

Hooray for honesty! *\o/*

I'm very curious, are you sure you didn't leave anything out?

 

[beefjerky26]

wow that was good seriously, I feel embarassed watching that April clip now thinking about that....

 

[nessonite1]

Congrats...I think we just broke a record for most replies to a thread in the personals section created by a male. *\o/*

 

[CheshireCatNY]

No seriously, is this a joke? 😛

 

[baptt1]

It might be a joke but honesty kills doesn't it? not that I don;t have the nuggets to speak like this it;s just I don't have the time TO DO IT.

hooray, a man of "honesty"

 

[baptt1]

I was just reading again, chronic masturbated means some oen wotih no life whatsoever eh???

 

[Budweiserbob!]

Chronic Masturbater sounds like a terrible health condition...

>_>

hehe... Chronic! ^^

 

[nessonite1]

"I...I know I shouldnt...but I just cant stop! Its a sickness I tell you!!"

Doctor "you have 6 months to live"

 

[LonelyKimiko]

Gotta admit, this ad is damn classy! 😀 . Where do I sign up 😛 ^^

 

[mr.spam]

my inbox is overloaded with women who want to get down, please be patient ladies, i'm addressing them on a woman by woman basis. keep your socks on (hahaha, oh my fucking god, get it? how apropos for a tickling site!)

 

[MistressValerie1]

Being a master debater can lead to a sticky situation, but I'm sure that he has a firm grasp on it and keeps everything well in hand 😉

 

[mr.spam]

are you insinuating something?

 

[PsiRedEye221]

This is the best thread ever. We need more sharp sarcasm and wit on this board, I'd post a shitload more often.

 

[MistressValerie1]

I knew a guy who was trying to impress me about his service as a navy seaman; he was so proud that he carried his discharge in his hands and kept trying to show it to me. He could be a real handful sometimes, but he eventually got a handle on things and came to grips with his main issue, which was a tendency to prematurely come to conclusions.

(Sorry for the total hijacking 😀 )

 

[seattle]

I must admit since going on line I myself have let the most beatiful women slip through these fingers. What a lonely life LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[wizardofoz]

Lol

The sad thing is thats true about me, and I know I'm never going to find an attractive girl who likes being tickled.