milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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A woman goes to the pet store and is looking at the parrots. One of them is very cheap and she asks the owner why. The owner says, "This parrot was raised in a house of ill repute and it picked up some bad language." This doesn't bother the woman, so she buys the parrot, takes it home and sets up its cage in the kitchen.
The parrot looks around, looks at the woman, and says, "New house, new madam." The woman has a good laugh at this.
Just then, the woman's two daughters walk into the room. The parrot says, "New house, new madam, new hookers." After she explains what's going on, the three of them have a good laugh.
Then the woman's husband walks in.
The parrot says, "Hi, Bob."
The parrot looks around, looks at the woman, and says, "New house, new madam." The woman has a good laugh at this.
Just then, the woman's two daughters walk into the room. The parrot says, "New house, new madam, new hookers." After she explains what's going on, the three of them have a good laugh.
Then the woman's husband walks in.
The parrot says, "Hi, Bob."
