Welcome aboard, matey!
Learn from the others on this forum huh? Well, we probably could have done without your saying that... last time I checked there was one guy openly proclaiming to be a deity, and three or four others who appeared to consider themselves as such! 😉
Still, there should be some words of wisdom I can relate from my experience. 😕 How about this:
If you go to the chatroom, beware...
Of a certain cute moderator there...
If too wild you do caper...
With a rolled up newspaper...
She'll send your ass flyin' through air!
Don't worry, it only stings a little! 😀