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Condom humor

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So there's this drug store that specializes in condoms, and in order to work there you must have a lot of knowledge about condoms. One day one of the clerks, which happens to know quite a bit about condoms, is asked by a very large muscular gentleman where the condoms are located. She replies, "What size?" He doesn't know so she tells him that she can tell just by going down his pants. She reaches down his pants and says, "You'll need our large condoms, which are at the end of aisle 4". A couple hours later another gentleman, who has an average size build, approaches the clerk. He asks where he could find the condoms. She explains to him that she can tell him where to go if she can check out his package first. No big deal. She reaches down grabs him and says, "You need our regular size which are in the middle of aisle 4". He is pleased and is on his way. Later on that day while the clerk is stocking the shelves with make-up etc. a fifteen year-old boy approaches her. He has his head down and looks fairly embarrassed. She asks politely if she can help him find something. He very hesitantly and quietly replies," Do you have any condoms?" She replies," Yes but I'll need to see what size you take." She reaches down his pants, pulls her hand back out and announces, "Clean up aisle 6."😱 :wow:
 
OMG!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

:blaugh: I can just imagine that too! I did work at a local pharmacy and you wouldn't believe how people dance around with embarrassment in the condom department! That was too funny! :blaugh: 😀 😉 😛 🙂 Thanks Tracy🙂
 
Where's this drug store? I need that clerk to figure out what my size is. 😛
 
LMAO!!

I missed this when it was first posted. Just goes to show every now and again you need to scroll back a few pages and catch up!
 
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