[SIZE=+4]Congratulations![/SIZE]
Here's a key to the executive washroom. (In reality there is no washroom here, the key fits the men's room at the corner gas station.)
Also, we have reserved a parking spot for you. (That's yours at the far end of this 40-acre parking lot.)
Once again, congratulations on your promotion and welcome to our corporate head office. Now get to work - moderate something!