Crazy cartoon character theories...what's yours?

[He-Man]

Here's my theory about why the Sorceress in "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe" series REALLY needs to change to a falcon to leave Castle Grayskull:

There were no restrooms inside,and her eyes grew wide
She needed relief from her meal of fish and beef!
She thought and then realized: the could turn into a bird,
drop a turd....and still seem civilized.

 

[TicklingDuo]

I find the Popeye character very disturbing. I mean, here's a sailor with inverted muscles who walks down the street singing songs about.....HIMSELF!!!!! And if he's not singing about how strong he is cause he eats his spinach, he singing...at the top of his lungs, mind you......"Skiitiin', Skattin', Skeett, Skatt, Skoot,".
Or some crap like that. I say, lock this psychopath up.
And his lech of a father, Pappy. Always chasing the young girls.

Drew😉

 

[General Zod]

If comic strip characters can be included how about Beele Bailey? He has to be the oldest private in the U.S. Army Drew,very well said about Popeye

 

[amk714]

I think Popeye and Bluto are closet ticklers who like Olive Oyl only because she has those big ticklish feet. Also, Popeye might be into M/M as well, since he once tickled Bluto's foot and seemed to enjoy it. How's THAT for crazy? 😀

 

[asutickler]

Also, Popeye might be into M/M as well, since he once tickled Bluto's foot and seemed to enjoy it.

Ok, I'm only going to say this ONCE: POPEYE IS NOT GAY!!!!

Popeye is a living legend. He was my very FAVORITE cartoon character as a little kid... And he's ALL man. Just because a guy marches around town in a sailor suit, smoking a pipe, singing showtunes, and tickling a large chubby bearded man if the chance arises, that does NOT make him ga... Er... Ah... Aw, crap, WAIT a second... 😱 😱 😱


😛

 

[TicklingDuo]

ROFLMAO at Asutickler😀 😀 😀

Drew😉

I wouldn't mind getting a shot at Olive Oly's big ol' ticklish feet🙄

 

[Ovda]

Shaggy & Scooby Theory

Shaggy & Scooby are the original Bluntman & Chronic (Sorry Kevin Smith.) Those two are the biggest potheads in the world. Think about it. They eat mountains of food from the munchies. Fred, Daphne and Velma are in a threesome because they are always going off alone.

 

[Dave2112]

And what's up with Yogi? I mean, come on....hat, collar, tie...and no pants.

🙄

I loved the John K. remakes of Yogi Bear, especially when Boo-Boo got rabies.

 

[primetime]

what does a smurf taste like? how come Papa Smurf never tells the smurfs about the story of a smurf eaten by Gargamel? i mean, he MUST have eaten a smurf before. why would he waste his time having 1 million and 1 ways to cook smurfs, but never eaten them before? hmmmmmmmmm....


also, if i was smurfette, i would watch myself. there is a village full of horny smurfs hanging around. hey, that should be the new smurf. Horny Smurf!! that should entertain the kids for months!!

 

[Myriads]

Everyone thinks the Flintstones were in the past, and the Jetsons in the future.

I beg to differ. The Flintsones come AFTER the Jetsons. Clearly a civilization rending disaster has happened, setting mandkind back to the stone age. The people still remember all the lost technology and strive to recreate it with stone and wood and captured animals.

Myriads

 

[Alex Warfield]

It's clear you put alot of thought into that one, Myr. I'll bet your reason for becoming an all-powerful Tzar was just so you could spread your Jetson-Flintstone theory....

 

[He-Man]

Hey, ya know, he could be right, though..think about it...aren't they referred to as the MODERN stone-age family in the song? Those guys musta been super-strong, though...I mean, they start the cars off with their feet, and they somehow keep going after they get up enough speed. Maybe this means they all have some kinda power to control kinetic energy or something and KEEP things moving. Cooool. lol