Cream of sum yung guy...(offensive)

[steph]

So, 3 Asian businessmen were in a crowded NYC restaurant at lunchtime. The waitress glances over and notices they're all jerking off like crazy at their table. She marches over, furious and says, "What the HELL are you doing?"
Without stopping, one businessman says, "Can't you see, we very hungry!"
"Yeah, fine, you and everyone else here, it's lunchtime," says the irritated waitress. "And????"
Another of the businessmen tells her, "So sorry~but your menu...It say 'first come, first serve'..."

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Offensive but funny, Steph.

 

[steph]

I know, huh~isn't that awful, but I laughed my ass off just the same Mil, thanks!
My best friend at work is my partner in crime Jose. He's (I know you're shocked) Mexican and has some of the most horrific and hilarious Mexican jokes I've ever heard in my life...
XOXO

 

[AffectionateDan]

Remind me...

...to never eat at that restaraunt, m'kay?

 

[RavenMoon]

Too funny! 😀

But you know now I am going to be in giggles the next time I see one of those signs...

 

[steph]

Thanks friends!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

LMAO!

 

[poopies]

That joke reminds me of Wayne's World, when Wayne orders the "cream of sumyungguy" from a Chinese take out, or something like that. I need to watch it again. Thanks Steph!