Thank you guys for the comments on the last story. I don't generally expect anyone to read any of this but in a weird way it is like writing in a diary that random strangers might or might not see. My writing style is non existent or unique at best and I am horrible at being succinct. Nonetheless, Thank you it is a bit fun to remember some of the oddball situations that have happened. In the South it seems more people are often more so very friendly, touchy feely and fewer people seem to have any issue with personal space or lack thereof. So I never really questioned the fact that a lot of tickling happened around me growing up. Granted that one of my best friends was the one who introduced me to the TMF and was (and still is) a very carefree energetic ball of "Fuck it, lets see what happens" I suppose the deck was always stacked in ticklings favor.
WEEK TWO:
It was a usual Sunday, I woke up with an Alex in my Bed (She starts on the floor or the couch and poof like magic. You wake up with it Clung to you like a Koala) You are so lucky you are adorable...
I get a knock on a door followed by it bursting open, this is about as much courtesy of course as I would expect from family and now I would throw the nearest object by instinct by my arm is in a death grip from a sleepy midget.
"Hey are you up? Kris is waiting for y'all in the living room we got a game in an hour" My cousin Jay was under some automatic assumption we were going to play for some reason. I started to hate the smell of Axe Bodyspray.
"Wait, since when do you talk to Kris?" I was genuinely confused.
He just gave me a smug look "Well you know, since cell phones been invented and since her sister's been helping me study for uh, you know, Biology" Jay was proud of the fact he owned a cell phone at this time which really wasn't really common for someone in high school yet because they were pretty expensive, but his less than reputable side jobs kept him with enough money for these things.
"Since when do girls actually talk to you?" In reality, I knew he wasn't a bad looking guy, six pack, but coming from an Italian family, if he could stereotype any harder with the wifebeater, leather jacket, sunglasses and slicked back hair it would surprise me. I just liked to mess with his pride and overblown ego when I could and it often bit me in the ass.
"Ey, don't play like that, shorty will tell you" He blew me a fake kiss and made the in and out motion with his finger as he directed his gaze at Alex.
"...Fucking Gross, Go away" I was now awake, and didn't need to be reminded of that. as I looked down at her and she gave a casual chuckle.
"Don't look at me, we were NOT friends that weekend, you even said so yourself, don't blame me if he decided to...mphhh ... Whatever Alex was going to tell me was muffled by a pillow, dear lord help me to not smother this child this morning for her nasty comments. Amen.
She fought the pillow and then kept trying to give me details that I was so not wanting to hear, and after the third attempt to cover her mouth, I now laid my weight on her as she became the little spoon, my fingers wriggled into her sides as I pinned her to the bed. The effect was immediate, for as much shit as she talks she's really damn ticklish and she bursts out giggling and chokes on her words.
Biittchehehehe!! She tried to fight me, but in all honesty, again 4 foot and change, and 105lbs makes her very easy to control and pick on, which she often instigated,
She was trying to pull away at this point and climb out of bed, but I wrapped my arms around her chest as my fingers were able to just barely but sneak right under her armpits because of her size. Alex's giggling sped up and I knew her armpits were really bad, but she could honestly grin and bear most of the tickling so this wasn't about making her give in, we didn't have that kind of time, I just wanted to teach her a lesson for being gross.
I held her there, asking her things like, you going to behave? you going to stop? and of course she kept telling me no, and slinging random insults at me that made no sense. I guess we were being a bit too loud because I didn't even hear Kris walk into the still open door. It was then I felt the Zip of ten nails down both of my feet that had been sticking out of the blanket. This made my whole body jolt and attempt to pull away, as Alex tried to pry herself away in the confusion.
I was too slow and Kris grabbed one of my feet this time and gave a quick with her nails making few giggles spill out as I let go of Alex with one hand to swat at Kris. That's all it took for the midget to pry herself free scampering out of bed and over to her quick like a bunny.
"Stop Abusing our Child young lady"
This was a running joke forever, because both Kris and myself are almost 5'11 and having literally a foot over Alex she just looks like a kid sometimes next to us, so people always joked we were talking our kid to the movies, or the mall etc.
Kris was Vanilla, mind you, but she knew I was waist deep into the TMF and Alex drowned a long time ago. Kris was pretty open minded about everything which was one of things I always liked about her. she would get in on the action every so often mostly because we tortured the hell out of her and you know, fairs fair.
Before I could even complain she cut me off.
"Get up dammit I brought breakfast lets go." She reached over to shake my leg and I instinctively tried to pull away expecting another attack so her hand followed up the bed to give my ass a hard smack. Kris was always the one who kept us usually on a steady timeline and she started pulling me out of bed.
"How did we get roped into this again? Is there pizza and beer involved" I inquired making a half joke about last week.
"Actually yes, but not from who you'd think, Carly invited us all over to the lakehouse after the game I thought you knew? Alex told me about this days ago"
Lakehouse? Carly? What? How do you know Carly? I gave Kris a look, I didn't really know the girl til last week now everyone knows her.
"She goes to Parks (A Shooting Range) every once in a while and I met her there, and we got like three classes together so we don't really hang out but we just talk in school but after last week's game, She was like why haven't we actually gotten together, and I didn't know you knew S and L (Insert mine and Alex's last names) Y'all need to come down to lake. Apparently she's got 3 handles of goose and SoCo" Kris replied to me and I vaguely remember her saying something about this, I don't know I tried to avoid most people in School.
"She asked me a few weeks ago, remember I said I wasn't coming to movie night possibly because I was gonna be busy? well I was going to the Lake House, but things got shifted to Sunday instead" Alex was now getting dressed and I should have probably been doing the same.
"Okay but why do you know her?"
"Because she tastes good" Alex gave me her signature smirk with her tongue sticking out of the side of her mouth like she always did when she said something sexual. Of course ignoring my question.
Now Kris was confused and we both did a double take.
"I thought she was straight?" Kris tilted her head at her somehow surprised at the words she just heard.
"So did she, it's funny how the world works" She still had that cheshire grin and at this point I wasn't even surprised.
"Naw if you remember that party you missed cuz of you know you was sick (air quotes) Well that ended up at her Lake House instead of Devons (mutual friend) so I met Carly and we drank the boys under the table and then were left alone for the night amongst our very lonesome, it was tragic ending up having to spend the night in her room." She put on her best fake pout.
"Yeah really tragic, what are you going to do, move on to Sam next?" I rolled my eyes at her laughing. She has better luck with women than the majority of the guys at our school.
I didn't see her reaction to this but Kris did, and I heard the "Are you Serious?? Can you stop Gaying up the whole school please"
Kris was joking but Alex did go to a lot of parties and made a lot of people question their sexuality with her antics.
"Well it's not like it was at the same time, get your minds out of the gutter, ladies besides its only Lexigay so it doesn't count" "Besides she thought she could drink me under the table, little did she know..." She gave her trademark evil giggle. (since there were a lot of Alex's boys and girls, she ended up being called Lexi for a while, until years later when she realized it was a stripper name and also yes, I've worked in a bar for my entire life now and I've never met a creature that could pack away more alcohol in my life, she has successfully drank everyone I've ever seen under the table except for my Bar Manager Chels who we stopped serving completely because they had killed a handle a piece of Fireball that night and we weren't sure how they did not have alcohol poisoning)
We both just gave her the look and moved on. Kris brought Wawa with her, I realized we slept in til almost 11 at this point. So we quickly ate and piled into Kris's Wrangler. God I loved that thing, we went everywhere in that back then.
Alex slapped my knee breaking the silence. "So Who do you plan on getting Interrogated this week, Nik?" She gave me a smirk.
I didn't get anyone interrogated! don't even pin that on me, I was tied up at the time, and she just shoves her foot in my face practically to get Gunther Jr off it, which I would have done too if I was in her position. I shot back at her.
Alex just keeps ribbing me. "Yeah, and you would have been the one squeaking like a toy then, good plan I approve, ten out ten would try it out" She keeps nudging my knee with her hand as she talks.
"You know, that did not happen, so I think we're good there" I shot her back a fake glare, fucking troublemaker.
"Sure would be a shame, maybe someone should tell" I already knew where it was going so I talked over her.
"Someone should shut their little mouth you filthy traitor, I know where you sleep" I narrowed my eyes at her and pointed my finger warningly.
We pulled in as Kris let out a sigh, "Children, no fighting" I'm glad I found friends that lives are filled with as much satire and random humor as mine, because I think life would have been more frustrating if it wasn't.
We walked up to the group, after grabbing our stuff and the moment Alex spotted Sam, I saw her make a mad dash in her direction like a squirrel and latch on to her like a backpack as she screamed her name.
Sam laughed and greeted Alex, not being brought down to the ground by her and was finishing up whatever convo she was having with one of the no name guys I didn't formally meet yet. Sam had left before we all met up after the game last week, so Alex hadn't seen her at all. I vaguely caught that she had midterms this week at college but her Monday course was already done so she could stay down here a little longer. I found out she drove the 3 hours upstate to college and just came home on the weekends usually.
I was grabbing the gear from Dave who gave us all high five as we got there, as was his normal greeting. He was trying to go over normal safety stuff for the guns another time to make sure we remember what to do if x happens. I saw Alex get passed off to Carly at some point as she latched onto likewise being a lovable idiot that she is. Dave tossed me a camo jacket that looked similar to what some of the guys wore. It was really light, had a few pockets and was overall in good condition. It had been his younger brothers, but he outgrew it, so he thought maybe it would be able to fit me. His brother was a few years younger. I think I met him once, but we were the same height and both skinny. I had messed up my shit I wore last week not thinking of how rough and tumble this was going to be, so he figured he'd do something nice.
"Excuse me ma'am?" I got a tap on the shoulder and turned around to see Carly, and Alex Draped over her and nuzzled her like a cat.
"Ah yes, um this backpack although completely adorable, is currently molesting me, do you happen to have a new model back there by any chance?" I looked down to realize Alex's hands were clamped onto her chest cupping like a bra, which made me laugh but again not surprised.
"Very sorry no buyers remorse she's yours now, just don't feed it after midnight, or molesting will be the least of your worries." I side stepped and started to try to walk away from her, and she kept trying to follow me. I always thought the girl was the serious type but apparently that was just a school persona, and I started to realize she fit in pretty perfectly here after all.
Alex's Hands moved from her chest to her sides, and started to squeeze quickly, which brought both of them down after the first couple of squeezes. Carly squeaked and couldn't get under Alex's grip so they both tumbled backwards into the Grass.
"You little Shit" Alex sprung up and bolted, as Carly was trying to get up and chase her. and they disappeared into the woods.
Welp looks like S and D are a package deal now, who wants them? ( I notice looking back a lot of us were referred to by our last names)
I was starting to get the hang of how this whole thing went on, as we Divided up the Teams, Checked gear and what not.
Going to have to wait for part 2 for the second half. 🙂
WEEK TWO:
It was a usual Sunday, I woke up with an Alex in my Bed (She starts on the floor or the couch and poof like magic. You wake up with it Clung to you like a Koala) You are so lucky you are adorable...
I get a knock on a door followed by it bursting open, this is about as much courtesy of course as I would expect from family and now I would throw the nearest object by instinct by my arm is in a death grip from a sleepy midget.
"Hey are you up? Kris is waiting for y'all in the living room we got a game in an hour" My cousin Jay was under some automatic assumption we were going to play for some reason. I started to hate the smell of Axe Bodyspray.
"Wait, since when do you talk to Kris?" I was genuinely confused.
He just gave me a smug look "Well you know, since cell phones been invented and since her sister's been helping me study for uh, you know, Biology" Jay was proud of the fact he owned a cell phone at this time which really wasn't really common for someone in high school yet because they were pretty expensive, but his less than reputable side jobs kept him with enough money for these things.
"Since when do girls actually talk to you?" In reality, I knew he wasn't a bad looking guy, six pack, but coming from an Italian family, if he could stereotype any harder with the wifebeater, leather jacket, sunglasses and slicked back hair it would surprise me. I just liked to mess with his pride and overblown ego when I could and it often bit me in the ass.
"Ey, don't play like that, shorty will tell you" He blew me a fake kiss and made the in and out motion with his finger as he directed his gaze at Alex.
"...Fucking Gross, Go away" I was now awake, and didn't need to be reminded of that. as I looked down at her and she gave a casual chuckle.
"Don't look at me, we were NOT friends that weekend, you even said so yourself, don't blame me if he decided to...mphhh ... Whatever Alex was going to tell me was muffled by a pillow, dear lord help me to not smother this child this morning for her nasty comments. Amen.
She fought the pillow and then kept trying to give me details that I was so not wanting to hear, and after the third attempt to cover her mouth, I now laid my weight on her as she became the little spoon, my fingers wriggled into her sides as I pinned her to the bed. The effect was immediate, for as much shit as she talks she's really damn ticklish and she bursts out giggling and chokes on her words.
Biittchehehehe!! She tried to fight me, but in all honesty, again 4 foot and change, and 105lbs makes her very easy to control and pick on, which she often instigated,
She was trying to pull away at this point and climb out of bed, but I wrapped my arms around her chest as my fingers were able to just barely but sneak right under her armpits because of her size. Alex's giggling sped up and I knew her armpits were really bad, but she could honestly grin and bear most of the tickling so this wasn't about making her give in, we didn't have that kind of time, I just wanted to teach her a lesson for being gross.
I held her there, asking her things like, you going to behave? you going to stop? and of course she kept telling me no, and slinging random insults at me that made no sense. I guess we were being a bit too loud because I didn't even hear Kris walk into the still open door. It was then I felt the Zip of ten nails down both of my feet that had been sticking out of the blanket. This made my whole body jolt and attempt to pull away, as Alex tried to pry herself away in the confusion.
I was too slow and Kris grabbed one of my feet this time and gave a quick with her nails making few giggles spill out as I let go of Alex with one hand to swat at Kris. That's all it took for the midget to pry herself free scampering out of bed and over to her quick like a bunny.
"Stop Abusing our Child young lady"
This was a running joke forever, because both Kris and myself are almost 5'11 and having literally a foot over Alex she just looks like a kid sometimes next to us, so people always joked we were talking our kid to the movies, or the mall etc.
Kris was Vanilla, mind you, but she knew I was waist deep into the TMF and Alex drowned a long time ago. Kris was pretty open minded about everything which was one of things I always liked about her. she would get in on the action every so often mostly because we tortured the hell out of her and you know, fairs fair.
Before I could even complain she cut me off.
"Get up dammit I brought breakfast lets go." She reached over to shake my leg and I instinctively tried to pull away expecting another attack so her hand followed up the bed to give my ass a hard smack. Kris was always the one who kept us usually on a steady timeline and she started pulling me out of bed.
"How did we get roped into this again? Is there pizza and beer involved" I inquired making a half joke about last week.
"Actually yes, but not from who you'd think, Carly invited us all over to the lakehouse after the game I thought you knew? Alex told me about this days ago"
Lakehouse? Carly? What? How do you know Carly? I gave Kris a look, I didn't really know the girl til last week now everyone knows her.
"She goes to Parks (A Shooting Range) every once in a while and I met her there, and we got like three classes together so we don't really hang out but we just talk in school but after last week's game, She was like why haven't we actually gotten together, and I didn't know you knew S and L (Insert mine and Alex's last names) Y'all need to come down to lake. Apparently she's got 3 handles of goose and SoCo" Kris replied to me and I vaguely remember her saying something about this, I don't know I tried to avoid most people in School.
"She asked me a few weeks ago, remember I said I wasn't coming to movie night possibly because I was gonna be busy? well I was going to the Lake House, but things got shifted to Sunday instead" Alex was now getting dressed and I should have probably been doing the same.
"Okay but why do you know her?"
"Because she tastes good" Alex gave me her signature smirk with her tongue sticking out of the side of her mouth like she always did when she said something sexual. Of course ignoring my question.
Now Kris was confused and we both did a double take.
"I thought she was straight?" Kris tilted her head at her somehow surprised at the words she just heard.
"So did she, it's funny how the world works" She still had that cheshire grin and at this point I wasn't even surprised.
"Naw if you remember that party you missed cuz of you know you was sick (air quotes) Well that ended up at her Lake House instead of Devons (mutual friend) so I met Carly and we drank the boys under the table and then were left alone for the night amongst our very lonesome, it was tragic ending up having to spend the night in her room." She put on her best fake pout.
"Yeah really tragic, what are you going to do, move on to Sam next?" I rolled my eyes at her laughing. She has better luck with women than the majority of the guys at our school.
I didn't see her reaction to this but Kris did, and I heard the "Are you Serious?? Can you stop Gaying up the whole school please"
Kris was joking but Alex did go to a lot of parties and made a lot of people question their sexuality with her antics.
"Well it's not like it was at the same time, get your minds out of the gutter, ladies besides its only Lexigay so it doesn't count" "Besides she thought she could drink me under the table, little did she know..." She gave her trademark evil giggle. (since there were a lot of Alex's boys and girls, she ended up being called Lexi for a while, until years later when she realized it was a stripper name and also yes, I've worked in a bar for my entire life now and I've never met a creature that could pack away more alcohol in my life, she has successfully drank everyone I've ever seen under the table except for my Bar Manager Chels who we stopped serving completely because they had killed a handle a piece of Fireball that night and we weren't sure how they did not have alcohol poisoning)
We both just gave her the look and moved on. Kris brought Wawa with her, I realized we slept in til almost 11 at this point. So we quickly ate and piled into Kris's Wrangler. God I loved that thing, we went everywhere in that back then.
Alex slapped my knee breaking the silence. "So Who do you plan on getting Interrogated this week, Nik?" She gave me a smirk.
I didn't get anyone interrogated! don't even pin that on me, I was tied up at the time, and she just shoves her foot in my face practically to get Gunther Jr off it, which I would have done too if I was in her position. I shot back at her.
Alex just keeps ribbing me. "Yeah, and you would have been the one squeaking like a toy then, good plan I approve, ten out ten would try it out" She keeps nudging my knee with her hand as she talks.
"You know, that did not happen, so I think we're good there" I shot her back a fake glare, fucking troublemaker.
"Sure would be a shame, maybe someone should tell" I already knew where it was going so I talked over her.
"Someone should shut their little mouth you filthy traitor, I know where you sleep" I narrowed my eyes at her and pointed my finger warningly.
We pulled in as Kris let out a sigh, "Children, no fighting" I'm glad I found friends that lives are filled with as much satire and random humor as mine, because I think life would have been more frustrating if it wasn't.
We walked up to the group, after grabbing our stuff and the moment Alex spotted Sam, I saw her make a mad dash in her direction like a squirrel and latch on to her like a backpack as she screamed her name.
Sam laughed and greeted Alex, not being brought down to the ground by her and was finishing up whatever convo she was having with one of the no name guys I didn't formally meet yet. Sam had left before we all met up after the game last week, so Alex hadn't seen her at all. I vaguely caught that she had midterms this week at college but her Monday course was already done so she could stay down here a little longer. I found out she drove the 3 hours upstate to college and just came home on the weekends usually.
I was grabbing the gear from Dave who gave us all high five as we got there, as was his normal greeting. He was trying to go over normal safety stuff for the guns another time to make sure we remember what to do if x happens. I saw Alex get passed off to Carly at some point as she latched onto likewise being a lovable idiot that she is. Dave tossed me a camo jacket that looked similar to what some of the guys wore. It was really light, had a few pockets and was overall in good condition. It had been his younger brothers, but he outgrew it, so he thought maybe it would be able to fit me. His brother was a few years younger. I think I met him once, but we were the same height and both skinny. I had messed up my shit I wore last week not thinking of how rough and tumble this was going to be, so he figured he'd do something nice.
"Excuse me ma'am?" I got a tap on the shoulder and turned around to see Carly, and Alex Draped over her and nuzzled her like a cat.
"Ah yes, um this backpack although completely adorable, is currently molesting me, do you happen to have a new model back there by any chance?" I looked down to realize Alex's hands were clamped onto her chest cupping like a bra, which made me laugh but again not surprised.
"Very sorry no buyers remorse she's yours now, just don't feed it after midnight, or molesting will be the least of your worries." I side stepped and started to try to walk away from her, and she kept trying to follow me. I always thought the girl was the serious type but apparently that was just a school persona, and I started to realize she fit in pretty perfectly here after all.
Alex's Hands moved from her chest to her sides, and started to squeeze quickly, which brought both of them down after the first couple of squeezes. Carly squeaked and couldn't get under Alex's grip so they both tumbled backwards into the Grass.
"You little Shit" Alex sprung up and bolted, as Carly was trying to get up and chase her. and they disappeared into the woods.
Welp looks like S and D are a package deal now, who wants them? ( I notice looking back a lot of us were referred to by our last names)
I was starting to get the hang of how this whole thing went on, as we Divided up the Teams, Checked gear and what not.
Going to have to wait for part 2 for the second half. 🙂
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