http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/entertainment/special_packages/holiday_guide/4502186.htm
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Samples below!
DUCT TAPE PURSES
Stepping out with the duct tape purse -- for the really classy woman.
$60 from Saginaw Street Salon (purse can be customized
Internet: www.ducttapefashion.com
If you were to stop a sophisticated, well-dressed woman on the street and ask her to name a material that never goes out of fashion, she would say: ''HELP! POLICE!'' So we will just tell you the answer. The most fashionable of all materials is: duct tape. It goes with everything! Or at least it goes ON everything.
That's why in this year's Holiday Gift Guide, we're proud to include these duct tape purses. These are made from 100-percent duct tape, which means that they not only have great visual appeal, but they also could, in a pinch, be taken apart and used to tape a duct. Men, we guarantee that if you give this item to that ''special lady'' on your list, you are going to be rewarded with a look that says, ``There better be something REALLY expensive in this thing.''
How about this one? A favorite at the NRA holiday party! LOL
FESTIVE SHOTGUN SHELL HOLIDAY LIGHTS
You'll really get a bang out of these shotgun-shell holiday lights!
$19.95 plus shipping and handling from Kevin's Fine Outdoor Gear & Apparel Internet: www.kevinscatalog.com
And speaking of the holiday spirit, nothing says ''Ho, ho, ho'' like these festive holiday lights, which are made from used shotgun shells. At least we hope they are used. We don't like to think about what would happen if you plugged these babies in and they turned out to be loaded. (``Gather 'round! Father is plugging in the BLAM BLAM BLAM AIIEEEEEEEE SOMEBODY GET THE BODY STAPLER KIT!!'').
The Body Stapler you ask?? Here's that one.
BODY STAPLER KIT
Ouchies! Staple those pesky cuts and lascerations shut with the Body Stapler Kit.
$22.99 plus shipping and handling from Cabela's Internet: www.cabelas.com
If there is any one item in this year's Gift Guide that expresses the fun and festive spirit of the holiday season, it is this disposable body stapler kit.
This is designed for the hunter or other outdoorsperson who is out in the wilderness when he develops a serious cut or laceration from being gored by an irate deer, or being accidentally shot by another outdoorsperson who has mistaken him for game, or stabbing himself while attempting to open a can of beans with a hunting knife the size of a harpoon.
If anything like this happens to the lucky outdoorsperson on your holiday gift list, all he has to do is take out his or her Body Stapler Kit, staple his or her wound closed, scream, pass out on the ground and be eaten by snakes. At least that's what we would do.
As a bonus, this kit, according to the Cabela's catalog, is ''great for treating cuts on your dog as well.'' We bet it is! Here, boy!
The Body Stapler Kit comes with a staple remover and a ''handy carrying pouch.'' Interestingly, it does NOT come (at least the one we got didn't) with instructions. But our feeling is, if you need instructions to staple your wounds closed, you were not much of an outdoorsperson to begin with.
So this holiday season, give the gift that expresses the following sentiment: ''AIIEEEEEEEE.'' Give the Body Stapler Kit.
Yeah, those are good, but go to the site to see about bathroom tennis, theme caskets, seashell toilet seats and more.
The funny part....all these things are REAL!
Joby
Here's the full article.
Samples below!
DUCT TAPE PURSES
Stepping out with the duct tape purse -- for the really classy woman.
$60 from Saginaw Street Salon (purse can be customized
Internet: www.ducttapefashion.com
If you were to stop a sophisticated, well-dressed woman on the street and ask her to name a material that never goes out of fashion, she would say: ''HELP! POLICE!'' So we will just tell you the answer. The most fashionable of all materials is: duct tape. It goes with everything! Or at least it goes ON everything.
That's why in this year's Holiday Gift Guide, we're proud to include these duct tape purses. These are made from 100-percent duct tape, which means that they not only have great visual appeal, but they also could, in a pinch, be taken apart and used to tape a duct. Men, we guarantee that if you give this item to that ''special lady'' on your list, you are going to be rewarded with a look that says, ``There better be something REALLY expensive in this thing.''
How about this one? A favorite at the NRA holiday party! LOL
FESTIVE SHOTGUN SHELL HOLIDAY LIGHTS
You'll really get a bang out of these shotgun-shell holiday lights!
$19.95 plus shipping and handling from Kevin's Fine Outdoor Gear & Apparel Internet: www.kevinscatalog.com
And speaking of the holiday spirit, nothing says ''Ho, ho, ho'' like these festive holiday lights, which are made from used shotgun shells. At least we hope they are used. We don't like to think about what would happen if you plugged these babies in and they turned out to be loaded. (``Gather 'round! Father is plugging in the BLAM BLAM BLAM AIIEEEEEEEE SOMEBODY GET THE BODY STAPLER KIT!!'').
The Body Stapler you ask?? Here's that one.
BODY STAPLER KIT
Ouchies! Staple those pesky cuts and lascerations shut with the Body Stapler Kit.
$22.99 plus shipping and handling from Cabela's Internet: www.cabelas.com
If there is any one item in this year's Gift Guide that expresses the fun and festive spirit of the holiday season, it is this disposable body stapler kit.
This is designed for the hunter or other outdoorsperson who is out in the wilderness when he develops a serious cut or laceration from being gored by an irate deer, or being accidentally shot by another outdoorsperson who has mistaken him for game, or stabbing himself while attempting to open a can of beans with a hunting knife the size of a harpoon.
If anything like this happens to the lucky outdoorsperson on your holiday gift list, all he has to do is take out his or her Body Stapler Kit, staple his or her wound closed, scream, pass out on the ground and be eaten by snakes. At least that's what we would do.
As a bonus, this kit, according to the Cabela's catalog, is ''great for treating cuts on your dog as well.'' We bet it is! Here, boy!
The Body Stapler Kit comes with a staple remover and a ''handy carrying pouch.'' Interestingly, it does NOT come (at least the one we got didn't) with instructions. But our feeling is, if you need instructions to staple your wounds closed, you were not much of an outdoorsperson to begin with.
So this holiday season, give the gift that expresses the following sentiment: ''AIIEEEEEEEE.'' Give the Body Stapler Kit.
Yeah, those are good, but go to the site to see about bathroom tennis, theme caskets, seashell toilet seats and more.
The funny part....all these things are REAL!
Joby
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