Dead celebs/famous people jokes

[General Zod]

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.


What was JFK Jr's last words?

If you two women don't shutup,I swear I'm gonna crash this plane.




One day Mother Teresa was walking around up in heaven. Her halo perched on her head. She sees Princess Diana. Diana's halo is twice the size of Mother Teresa's halo.
A little miffed,she goes to Saint Peter and asks,"Why is Princess Diana's halo twice the size of mine?" Saint Peter looks at her and says, "Don't worry Mother Teresa,that,s not a halo on Diana's head. That's a steering wheel."

 

[TicklishRocker]

How do they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Cause they found her Head & Shoulders and in the front seat.

Did you know when Michael Jackson died they melted him down into a slide so the kids could go down on him for a change?

(I know this one isn't dead yet but this joke is still funny as hell).. Did you know Britney Spears hurt a leg a couple weeks ago and had to cancel some dates
but the doctors said with the proper rehabilitation she should be back on her knees in no time!

 

[milagros317]

What were Ted Kennedy's last thoughts?

"If I had been driving a Volkswagen that day at Chappaquiddick, then I might have been President."

 

[General Zod]

How did Jackie Kennedy break her arm?

She helped Jack off the horse.

 

[Lauren Tyler]

What did the director tell Michael Jackson to do when his hair caught on fire during the commercial?

"Beat it! Just beat it!"

 

[Destrucity]

For those of you familiar with pro wrestling...

After winning the vacant ECW Title with a win over CM Punk, someone looks at John Morrison (then Johnny Nitro) and asks: "Who died and made you champion?"

 

[shark]

Why didn't the Kennedys make good boxers? They couldn't take head shots...

 

[General Zod]

Why didn't the Kennedys make good boxers? They couldn't take head shots...