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Dear Annie...

Dear Annie:


Lately i've noticed some changes... I'm growing hair in strange places! I've also developed a taste for brains and an insatiable desire to wear rags and beat on people's doors at 2am. What should i do?

Sincerely,

ScalpSucker in Seattle
 
C'mon, folks. I enjoy all yer posts dun get me wrong..but no one has somethin' serious for her?


Nothin??


I know were all dysfunctional... someone's bound to step up to tha plate soon enough.. 😉
 
I kinda noticed a guy on line I would like to get to know better, he has left me a message on another site we are both part of, but hasnt responded to my last one. Where do I go from here.? How do I approach him without scaring him off?:yowzer:

I will listen to the show.:happyfloa
 
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I kinda noticed a guy on line I would like to get to know better, he has left me a message on another site we are both part of, but hasnt responded to my last one. Where do I go from here.? How do I approach him without scaring him off?:yowzer:

I will listen to the show.:happyfloa

Great question, hon. Thank you. :redheart:

You'll be hearin' from Annie on Friday... 😉
 
I think that sounds like a good idea ^^, I've sent TWO questions, so bear with me, mmkay? 😛
 
Dear Annie,

I really need some advice.

Lately I've been having these dreams about goats. Also it burns when I piss and last week I raped a cat with a sawn-off during a botched robbery at my local church of England's tea afternoon. He said he wouldn't tell anyone, but I didn't believe him so I locked him in the organ and played Bach's Tocata & Fugue 36 until he died from decibelitis. Then the police came so I shot three of them and went round to their houses and stole their ties.

What I would like to know is do you have any advice for someone trying to get onto the property ladder?

Cheers, Your Friend,

Malcolm Y
 
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