Did anyone see the news??

[AcornaMordor]

A naked phantom tickler in Florida breaking into women's homes and tickling them while they're sleeping... hrm.. that sounds an AWFUL lot like something that would happen from one of you guys..

 

[CellarDweller]

It wasn't me......

However, if guys were the targets............😉

 

[nessonite1]

Okay...
*taps foot*
Which one of you was it?

 

[Camel26]

Ha...wow...why doesn't that ever happen in the Keystone State??? What, like we need some little old thing like SUNSHINE or beaches??? 😛 😛 😛

Ok, seriously though...who was it??? Man, whoever you are, you're giving all of us a bad rep...so chill out...and come visit PA...😉

 

[nessonite1]

Well who here lives in FL? Isn't Normie down there? GT is right across the border so......

 

[amywood]

Okay...
*taps foot*
Which one of you was it?

Ok, I'll confess, it was me. Do I get punished now? Huh, do I? Will ya punish me? Huh, will ya?

 

[AcornaMordor]

well if he gets arrested... do you think he'll actually tell people what he's in jail for? or would he be too paranoid that they would get 'ideas'..?

 

[naveltkltr1350]

I blame Big Norm. 😀

 

[MayDay1]

It wasn't me. I wouldn't go to Florida on a bet.

 

[Cbarton]

I was in Georgia....not Florida...I have witnesses

 

[nessonite1]

I dont see Normie rushing to his own defense..... 😀

 

[footickler]

whoever did it are there any clips of crimes....lol

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Fla Got Goofy, Dopey And Now This Guy, Oy! Vey!!

*shakes Sand And Spf 40 Out Of Sonicare* No, I Just Went Down On A Bootleg Plywood Run Before The Next Hurricane. I Heard The Dude Tickled In The Nude. I Never Do That, Cause I Want To Be Sure The Laughter Is From My Tickling....................

 

[sole seeker1]

well if he gets arrested... do you think he'll actually tell people what he's in jail for? or would he be too paranoid that they would get 'ideas'..?

I just hope he doesn't claim insanity and name specific internet sites as contributing factors! :weird: I don't want Uncle Sam taking note of my participation! :camera: That's just a little too personal for me want to make it public knowledge.

 

[Faramir]

I just hope he doesn't claim insanity and name specific internet sites as contributing factors! :weird: I don't want Uncle Sam taking note of my participation! :camera: That's just a little too personal for me want to make it public knowledge.

NO SHIT, I'm with ya there, dude...!!!

S. Texas is quite hot and sweaty enough for me, so I don't have any desire or need to go to Florida!

...and stop tapping that foot, Ness! 😀

 

[locker669]

Taken from Bizarre News.

"If anything, this guy has earned himself a memorable
nick-
name. Police in New Smyrna Beach, Fla. are on the
lookout for
a pervert they are calling The Naked Tickler.
Investigators
say they believe one man could be responsible for a
series
of bizarre break-ins in which a naked man enters
victims'
rooms while they are sleeping and tries to tickle
their feet.

Okay, I can understand how feet can be sexy. I even
under-
stand that tickling can be a fetish. The breaking in
while
naked part is a little confusing, but the real kicker
is
that The Naked Tickler has been focusing on women over
age
60. Now that is quite a collection of fetishes by
anybody's
standard.

Investigators have been working on five unsolved cases
since
2001. No arrests have yet been made because apparently
they
don't have a lot to go on. "

 

[Faramir]

Taken from Bizarre News.

"If anything, this guy has earned himself a memorable
nick-
name. Police in New Smyrna Beach, Fla. are on the
lookout for
a pervert they are calling The Naked Tickler.
Investigators
say they believe one man could be responsible for a
series
of bizarre break-ins in which a naked man enters
victims'
rooms while they are sleeping and tries to tickle
their feet.

Okay, I can understand how feet can be sexy. I even
under-
stand that tickling can be a fetish. The breaking in
while
naked part is a little confusing, but the real kicker
is
that The Naked Tickler has been focusing on women over
age
60. Now that is quite a collection of fetishes by
anybody's
standard.

Investigators have been working on five unsolved cases
since
2001. No arrests have yet been made because apparently
they
don't have a lot to go on. "

EEeewwwww....!! 60...!!?? Yuch!!! talk about wrinkled soles....!!!

*PuKe* 😀