desdemona
2nd Level Orange Feather
- Joined
- Apr 2, 2001
- Messages
- 2,376
- Points
- 38
1.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would
have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
2.If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
3.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
4.A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
5.A cockroach will live nine days without its head before
it starves to death.
(Creepy)(I'm still not over the pig.)
6.Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
7.The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
8.The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
9.Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
10. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
11.Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
12.Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
13.A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
14.An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
15.Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
16.Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
17.Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
--Will Rogers
have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
2.If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
3.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
4.A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
5.A cockroach will live nine days without its head before
it starves to death.
(Creepy)(I'm still not over the pig.)
6.Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
7.The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
8.The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
9.Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
10. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
11.Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
12.Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
13.A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
14.An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
15.Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
16.Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
17.Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
--Will Rogers
Hal- I think you'd have to go to the local supermarket and consum the entire dairy products section 
