Discrimination i tell you...i'll sue!!!

[melanie2]

ah yes....izzy is back...were there bets on it? the thing is..i am becoming what i most despise...someone who vows to leave and never return..well it's like my chats with Dtrell..we must buh bye each other at least once a week..yet we always return back to each other as friends..so go ahead..i deserve being laughed at..ridiculed..etc..i know i do on a daily basis..hehe.the thing is i keep receiving emails etc wanting me to return..i promise this..next time i decide to leave.. i'll just poof..no dramatic exit..no attention hound here..not me...never no nada..now bow down and worship me damn it..lol. if we cannot laugh at ourselves who can we laugh at?

ok that being said..no welcome back please..this is a thread about The Christmas Song..in particular..the line that goes.."to kids from one to ninety two" what about those kids who are under the age of one???? what about those kids who are over the age of ninety two? it's discrimination i tell you..when i reach that exalted age of ninety three i shall sue..i shall indeed..remember that kids..when i'm ninety three.hmm that will be forty years from now..i plan on suing the makers or writers of that song for every dime they have. do we no longer count as kids after that age???

disclaimer..the above post should be read with tongue in cheek..leg tucked up on your chair..etc..

 

[Comfort Eagle]

Hey Izzy. :super_hap

 

[Bashiku]

If you remember that by the age of 93 I will dress myself as an horses ass on Halloween after that 🙂

So good to have some wacky thread 🙂

 

[melanie2]

who knows me better than hubby...he just called me a drama queen..hehe

 

[Bashiku]

😛
I have to kiss both Duke and Camel for this 🙂

 

[Cbarton]

I think the Amalgamated Union of Roasted Chestnuts needs to be sued to prevent this closed shop that only allows 'roasted chestnuts' in all these Christmas songs. All Christmas songs should be 'right to work' songs! And why just chestnuts? ALL nuts should be allowed in!

::::starts to print out signs and placards for all us nuts to carry:::

 

[Bashiku]

ALL nuts should be allowed in!

Like me?

 

[Cbarton]

Like me?

Precisely! :::Hands Bashiku the standard "ALL NUTS INCLUDED" sign:::

 

[likeasong1]

I think you're onto something, izzy... if I were you, I'd sue the late Nat "King" Cole and Mel Torme for this!

 

[Camel26]

Bash--kiss me? Wow...thanks! *blushes*

I agree with you, dearest Izzy...I work with many patients over the age of 92...and most of them are younger at heart than I am at 26. GIVE THE ELDERLY CHILDREN THEIR TOYS, DAMMIT!!!

Now, ya see...I'm Jewish...no Santa not delivering to the very young or very old...plus, if we screw up one night, we have 7 other nights to fix it!!!

When I was little, I used to look out my window every Christmas Eve, watching for Santa...and I always got disappointed by not seeing him...and thought that I was unable to see him only because I was Jewish...

I'm a lonely Jew on Christmas...

However, I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Hannukah...so drink your gin and tonic-a, and smoke your marijuanica...have a happy happy happy happy Hannukah!!!

WOOOOO!!!! *explodes into Star of David confetti*

 

[Senshi1]

Bash--kiss me? Wow...thanks! *blushes*

I agree with you, dearest Izzy...I work with many patients over the age of 92...and most of them are younger at heart than I am at 26. GIVE THE ELDERLY CHILDREN THEIR TOYS, DAMMIT!!!

Now, ya see...I'm Jewish...no Santa not delivering to the very young or very old...plus, if we screw up one night, we have 7 other nights to fix it!!!

When I was little, I used to look out my window every Christmas Eve, watching for Santa...and I always got disappointed by not seeing him...and thought that I was unable to see him only because I was Jewish...

I'm a lonely Jew on Christmas...

However, I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Hannukah...so drink your gin and tonic-a, and smoke your marijuanica...have a happy happy happy happy Hannukah!!!

WOOOOO!!!! *explodes into Star of David confetti*

Where I live, it's easy to forget that not everybody celebrates Christmas, as 99% of the population is either Christian or atheist/agnostic. I remember talking on the phone to a friend once, a Muslim girl, and her telling me that she didn't celebrate Christmas. Have you ever tried dislodging a cordless phone from your throat?

The point of this delightfully long-winded post is a thanks for reminding me that Christmas isn't the only fruit. It's probably not a big deal to a lot of people here, but although my home is far from intolerant, it's just not very culturally varied, and it's easy to forget the other ways of celebrating (or not celebrating) Christmas. 🙂

 

[Bashiku]

Bash--kiss me? Wow...thanks! *blushes*

I just hope your gf isn't of jealous kind, if so then... I will sleep with fishes with my new cement shoes. 🙂

 

[melanie2]

i absolutely cannot stand Bruce Springsteen's version of Santa Claus is Coming to Town..o..uh...hmm slight hijack here..sorry..

 

[TICKLELOVERS]

Izzy, please never leave. We would miss you way too much!
Love,
Heather and Anna
P.S The song should be changed to 192 (to our knowledge, the official record remains with Jeanne Calment (122!)).
P.P.S All of our love to the good folks in Mumbai and hope they get through their horror (especially the ladies).
P.P.P.S Hi Carmel

 

[Camel26]

The most recent record holder in the US just died...she was 115!!! She hadn't gotten a christmas present in 23 years!!! That's just not right...

Amen about the good people of Mumbai...I hope that, now that they have killed off the last terrorist responsible for this week's attacks, that things will calm down...

And who is Carmel???

Mmm...delicious carmel...

 

[meteor]

HI IZZY sweet lady so glad your back with the zany posts, i think truth be told a lot of people missed you, please don't leave us again many hugs

 

[Cbarton]

:::holds up the driedel I was given in college::: "

Hay Camel! You bring the lamp stand, I'll bring the creche...let's play!"

:::spins the driedel:::

 

[Bashiku]

The most recent record holder in the US just died...she was 115!!! She hadn't gotten a christmas present in 23 years!!! That's just not right...

Didn't you have an older person last year?