Disney Acquires Russia

[venray]

Disney Acquires Russia


ORLANDO,FL: In what is the company’s largest acquisition to date, the Disney Corporation has bought the once sovereign nation of Russia. Michael Eisner, Disney CEO, says Russia will fit in nicely with Disney’s future plans. To celebrate the event the company introduced three kookie new cartoon characters -“The Comsonuts.” A theme park, Russo-Disney is in the works and will include such rides as the “MIR Space Station”, “Adventure at Chernobyl”, and “Search for Missing Uranium.” When asked what he would do now that he had lost his country, Boris Yeltsin, former President of Russia, replied, “I’m going to Disneyland.”http://www.doomed.com

 

[qjakal]

Behind the times...

I've GOT to start reading more....sigh. Q

 

[venray]

End Of the World Postponed Again

by Joe Phitz
January 26 2002, 1:55 a.m. PT

Just In PANHANDLE, OK: The Church of the New Divine Age has once again revised its revised predicted date for the end of the world. The old new date was believed to be Dec 12, 2007. The actual date is December 12, 7002 . Divine scholors believe the mistake was caused by one of their scholars who had tested positive for dyslexia since the last prediction was made. Says Divine spokesperson, "We almost lost five thousand years because of a condition which should have been caught in elementary school test. Thank God he didn't have Attention Deficit Order - or we might have not made it to the Renaissance."


Artist's depiction of Ohio immediately after end of the world.

 

[CitY of MicA]

Adventure at Chernobyl

This sounds like fun. I just wish I had a kid, so I would have an excuse to do things like this. If Disney can get up enough money to buy China, there are certain places I might want to check out that aren't currently open to visitors.

The old new date was believed to be Dec 12, 2007. The actual date is December 12, 7002.

I'd love to pretend that my social calender was filled up well past 2007, but it really wasn't. Actually, I don't really have anything planned for the weekend. Still, this new development leaves me a little bit more time to loaf around or sleep or something and not worry so much about death all the time.

 

[Prime]

End Of the World Postponed Again

by Joe Phitz
January 26 2002, 1:55 a.m. PT

Just In PANHANDLE, OK: The Church of the New Divine Age has once again revised its revised predicted date for the end of the world. The old new date was believed to be Dec 12, 2007. The actual date is December 12, 7002 . Divine scholors believe the mistake was caused by one of their scholars who had tested positive for dyslexia since the last prediction was made. Says Divine spokesperson, "We almost lost five thousand years because of a condition which should have been caught in elementary school test. Thank God he didn't have Attention Deficit Order - or we might have not made it to the Renaissance."


Artist's depiction of Ohio immediately after end of the world.

Ven , Ven , Ven my friend....everyone knows thats North Dakota..not ohio... 😛

 

[venray]

Ven , Ven , Ven my friend....everyone knows thats North Dakota..not ohio... 😛

Easy to see how you would get confused here Prime but THIS is North Dakota.......

Ven

 

[Prime]

ahhhh

my bad..i forgot North Dakota had a white dot in the middle...lol





i wish i could say i'm going somewhere with this but at this point i'm just winging it...heh.

 

[venray]

Methinks you need a new set of wings my friend........LOL😀

 

[Biggles of 266]

Continuing the theme...

SOUTH POSTPONES RISING AGAIN FOR YET ANOTHER YEAR

HUNTSVILLE, AL—For the 135th straight year since Gen. Robert E. Lee's surrender at Appomattox, representatives for the South announced Monday that the region has postponed plans to rise again.

"Make no mistake, the South shall rise again," said Knox Pritchard, president of the Huntsville-based Alliance Of Confederate States. "But we're just not quite ready to do it now. Hopefully, we'll be able to rise again real soon, maybe even in 2001."

Pritchard's fellow Southerners shared his confidence.

"Yes, sir. The South will rise again, and when it does, I'll be right up front waving the Stars and Bars," said Dock Mullins of Decatur, GA. "But first, I gotta get my truck fixed and get that rusty old stove out of my yard."

"Lord willing, and the creek don't rise, we gonna rise again," said Sumter, SC, radiator technician Hap Slidell, who describes himself as "Southern by the grace of God." "I don't know exactly when we're gonna do it, but one of these days, we're gonna show them Yankees how it's done."

Above: Three of the estimated 45 million Southerners who have not yet gotten around to rising again.

 

[CitY of MicA]

Three of the estimated 45 million Southerners who have not yet gotten around to rising again

Perhaps they're just kickin' back and relaxin' now that they know they've got a couple more years before the world comes to an end. If I didn't have to go to work tomorrow, I might not rise again, either (atleast not before noon).

 

[venray]

Internet Kills Man

by Sakamoto Hikorakiko www.doomed.com
April 21, 2001, 08:37 p.m. PT

PALO ALTO, CA: Martin Wisher lived for his computer. So it came as no surprise to neighbors when this morning coroners

carried his emaciated, lifeless body from his apartment. "Apparently, he started to download a software program off the Internet three weeks ago. And I guess he wouldn’t leave his computer until it was finished. Three weeks of waiting in front of that terminal with no food or water. His body couldn’t take the punishment. He literally starved himself to death," said Chief Coroner Herb Alvarez. "It’s too bad too. Because it looks as if the download is almost complete."

 

[Scooby112211]

ahh...broadband really does save lives ^_^