Can you describe the individual?
He was about medium height and had a beard.
Was this a male, or a female?
Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Oral.
Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
No.
Did you check for blood pressure?
No.
Did you check for breathing?
No.
So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
No.
How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
He was about medium height and had a beard.
Was this a male, or a female?
Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Oral.
Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
No.
Did you check for blood pressure?
No.
Did you check for breathing?
No.
So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
No.
How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
