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Disturbing News Thread

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OK...This one is for all those strange but true news stories. Here's a cute one I just found. I thought it was a good one to start us off with. 😉

Ann

Caught red-handed; woman freed from handcuffs in lingerie store in England

LONDON (AP) - A woman who slipped into an erotic lingerie store to look around drew far more attention than she intended when her hands got stuck in a pair of handcuffs and she had to be rescued by firefighters.

A crowd gathered to watch the fire crew free the embarrassed shopper from the police-style cuffs with a hacksaw, Sarah Nosec, an assistant at the Ann Summers store in Wolverhampton, central England, said Monday. Nosec said the unidentified woman was in the store in the city's central plaza on Saturday with two friends when she began trying on the handcuffs.

"People mess about all the time with the handcuffs and they jammed," she said. "We tried everything to get them off, but we couldn't, so we had to get the fire brigade out to saw them off. She was very embarrassed."

The West Midlands Fire Service said it sent out an entire crew to deal with the emergency.

"I think there was about six firefighters in the shop and they all wanted to come along as it was the highlight of their day," Nosec said.
 
Another little tid-bit...

Ann

Santiago to hold special sex and porn day

A special Sex and Pornography Day is to the held in the Chilean capital of Santiago.

Adult cinemas, sex shops, and brothels in Santiago will all offer 50% discounts on Saturday, January 18.

It's organised by Leaonardo Barrera who told Las Ultimas Noticias online: "I hope this night will become a date to be celebrated from now on and that it promotes tolerance and respect towards different sexual choices and practices."

Mr Barrera and his wife, porn actress Reichel, expect 150 couples to attend a celebratory party which will feature live sex shows.

He said: "The idea is for all the party goers to interact. If someone wants to get naked, that is fine.

"If someone wants to engage in some sex practice that would be great. The idea is for people to experience things on their own flesh."
 
Woman lives with aunt's corpse for 18 months

German police have discovered a 54-year-old woman who has been living with her aunt's mummified body for the past 18 months.

The woman had lived with her 89-year-old aunt in the town of Ostfildern-Ruit close to Stuttgart, where they had also run a grocery store together.

Neighbours alerted police after the grocery store had remained shut for several months and there had been no sign of the two women.

Police found the entirely mummified body lying on a bed, while the younger woman carried on living around it, the Austrian Press Agency reports.

An autopsy revealed the old woman had died of natural causes, most likely in June 2001.
 
Like Golden Showers?

Bill Oddie soaked by urinating cow

Bill Oddie has been drenched by a urinating cow during a live television broadcast.

The presenter was visiting a farm in Galston, Ayrshire, when he was targeted by the five-year-old called Punch.

He was speaking to the BBC from the milking parlour at Killoch Farm when he was unexpectedly soaked.

His spokesman said: "Just at the end of the piece a cow called Punch peed on Bill big time.

"Bill said: 'For God's sake there is a cow peeing on me. It's a bovine golden shower!

"The presenters did not know what to say."

He added Mr Oddie saw the funny side of the incident, joking it would feature in TV compilations of on-air gaffes.

The presenter was at the farm to report on its work to preserve endangered wildlife.

It is one of a number in the region where 400 nesting boxes are being installed to protect birdlife.

The boxes are being paid for by consumer brand White & Wild milk, which pays premium prices to farmers who pledge to preserve and create habitats for endangered wildlife.

Perhaps they should have called it WET and Wild?
 
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Ewwwwwwwww on the Golden Showers and the woman sleeping with her aunt that had been dead for 18 months! OMG!:sowrong:
 
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