Rox_My_Sox1
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Okay, long story made short and sweet, I went to the DMV to renew my license. They wanted my original birth certificate. This beedy eyed old lady had personally reduced an even older lady (who was in front of me) to tears. I was NOT going to LET HER do the same thing to me. I told her my original birth certificate was destroyed during Hurricane Katrina and even if it hadn't be destroyed she wouldn't be able to make out a GOD DAMNED THING IN IT because it's piece of flimsy paper 20+ years old and she probably couldn't see worth shit with those glasses let alone make out 20 year old handwriting. The ENTIRE DMV APPLAUDED how I stood up to this nasty old woman and I not only got my license renewed but I also filed a complaint with this woman's superior about the way she was treating other people.
It gets better though people, HO-BOY does it GET EVEN BETTER. The grumpy old piece of shit lady asked the elderly man BEHIND ME for his ORIGINAL birth certificate as well. He simply said to her, "YOUR TELLING ME YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A STONE"? Yes...he was born in a time and place in the USA were it was perfectly legal to chisel a birth certificate into a piece of granite. Once again, the lady had no choice but to give this guy a break. WOOT! Go team New York State Anti-DMV!
It gets better though people, HO-BOY does it GET EVEN BETTER. The grumpy old piece of shit lady asked the elderly man BEHIND ME for his ORIGINAL birth certificate as well. He simply said to her, "YOUR TELLING ME YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A STONE"? Yes...he was born in a time and place in the USA were it was perfectly legal to chisel a birth certificate into a piece of granite. Once again, the lady had no choice but to give this guy a break. WOOT! Go team New York State Anti-DMV!
