Doctors who tickle get in trouble

[WallStreet]

http://www.courier-journal.com/localnews/2001/03/14/ke031401s3304.htm
Go to this link before you tickle any of your co-workers.

 

[amk714]

Wallstreet, I don't think any of us ticklers will be doing THIS! From the article:

[The employee, who worked for Johnston from January to March 1998, told the board that he made inappropriate sexual remarks, touched her "without her consent or encouragement," rubbed her back, tickled her sides, and once hugged her and made "inappropriate intimate remarks" in front of another person.]

We're not perverts, we just like to tickle! 🙂

 

[U.N.Owen]

The truth of course is that doctors tickle patients constantly, 99.999% of the time without meaning to... There's just no way you can poke and prod people all over the place without tickling a lot of them.

 

[QBWeaver]

That's true U.N. but this doctor went way beyond "without meaning to"

 

[Alex Warfield]

What a toss pot! I'm glad most doctors are more mature and less stupid than this freak. Thanks for posting, Wallstreet.

 

[U.N.Owen]

That's true U.N. but this doctor went way beyond "without meaning to"

God, yes; I didn't mean to imply otherwise. This guy is sick. My point was merely generic.

 

[BigJim]

What a toss pot!

Alex, I'm proud of ya mate! Consider yourself an honourary englishman from this moment onwards! 😀

 

[amk714]

Toss pot? Is that like calling someone a dumb-@$$? 😀

 

[QBWeaver]

ok.....


elastic = rubber band
Lift = elevator
Knock up = wake up call
trolley = bus
toss pot = ?

I hang out with Australians, the Dutch and the English all the time. I need to increase my language knowledge.

 

[BigJim]

ok.....


elastic = rubber band
Lift = elevator
Knock up = wake up call
trolley = bus
toss pot = ?

I hang out with Australians, the Dutch and the English all the time. I need to increase my language knowledge.

Ahem, Jan my dear allow me to translate whilst trying to keep the level of vulgarity down. ( There's a first time for everything! )

In Anglo-Saxon slang, to toss is to.....erm.........jerk off.

So a toss pot woud be a pot you would ........erm........toss into.

 

[amk714]

Got it, BigJim!

Anyone know where toss pots are sold? I might find one, er, handy!

Jim, you're not the only one who can be vulgar here! 🙂

 

[Moses25]

From whence thou came...

And please don't forget:

Loo = bathroom
Que = line
blagged = robbed (from Snatch - hey, what do you want from me?)

...and so forth.🙄

 

[CDFGA]

Ok, maybe y'all can help me with something I've been wondering for a few years now, what the hell does "come on, two loo rye aye" mean?? (The song: "Come on Eilene")

 

[Moses25]

Ok, maybe y'all can help me with something I've been wondering for a few years now, what the hell does "come on, two loo rye aye" mean?? (The song: "Come on Eilene")

LOL...good one.
It means that there are two bathrooms containing hard liquor, eh?

Cheers.

 

[QBWeaver]

Jim.... you are a class act indeed.

Thanks for the explanation.

I was actually thinking that a toss pot was something like what we used to call a chamber pot. I know, in the days of old, the "waste" would be thrown or "tossed" out the window into the street. Thus I figured the toss pot might have been a pot where the family "waste" was collected before being "tossed" out.

But I know better now! Thank you for explaining it in such gentlemanly terms.

And Moses.... Thanks for the "blagged" term. I've never heard that one before now.