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Duct tape humor

luv2bt&tickled

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What Do YOU Use It For?

Let me know what YOU use duct tape for!





"The paint on my car went dead, so I redid my entire car in a Duct Tape Paint Job! I put my website address on the side in black duct tape, and soon my car was recognized hundreds of miles around!"- Keith Drone

"In school, my 3-inch binder was falling apart from being two full, so I duct-taped it together. Now the duct tape is the only thing holding together!" - Hunter

"My mom and I were having a fight, (and yes, I was RIGHT in this argument..) and since she wouldn't let up. I stayed in my room for a week over the summer, with the few attempts to get food and use the restroom (and check my email) while she was gone, of course. With my free time, I used duct tape and spelled out "AMANDA IS LEFT" on my wall (I never use positive statements.. haha. right is wrong. but left is good). I also added some duct tape spider webs in the corners of my room, with one having a Spiderman action figure taped to it. She screamed, so I guess she doesn't understand the beauty of duct tape art" - Amanda

"Duct tape makes a good girdle. I know, I ate for the whole week before my wedding and at the last minute, could not fit into my wedding dress. So.....I duct taped the area from my chest to my bum.....my dress fit perfectly"-Jennifer Galloway

"I have a prosthetic (artificial) leg and one time out of pure stupidity, I broke it at the ankle. After about two hours of worrying what my parents would say, I wrapped it with duct tape and walked on it for two weeks. My parents never found out, until now" - Pegleg

"well, I'm in marching band and my school is rather cheap and we have no band budget whatsoever, so we duct-taped the trumpet back together" -Olivia"

A friend was in Haiti, and said a little girl there had cut her toes really bad. No bandages were available to hold the toes on her foot while the doctor came, so she used duct tape." - Keith Drone

"I use the almighty duct tape to gain social status at my local high school Bear River High (Garland, Utah)! Techies rule!" - Howie

"I made a model mini donkey. well, actually i am in the process!" -kristin

"My deer stand broke, so I taped myself in the tree!" Jack Astle

"I use duct tape to hold my car seat together" - Jerry Goldsmith

"It keeps my ceiling fan from breaking apart when it runs"- Dana Poole

"I have a lot of pain in my feet due to peripheral neuropathy, and was looking for comfortable shoes. Not being able to find any, I made my own out of a pair of socks, the bottoms of old "tiddies" and duct tape. They are very comfortable, fit my feet perfectly and best of all, if the bottoms wear out, I just add more tape. I have always believed that you can fix anything with duct tape, and my children even give me rolls for Christmas, Fathers Day and my birthday" - Anonymous

-Good Job Anonymous! I made myself a pair of duct tape shoes years ago, and not only were they comfortable, but they last wonderfully!- ~ Keith

"Well I had to make this poster about a famous math guy in my geometry class. So I ran out of clear tape so I just used Duct tape for the hole poster to hold up the pictures and info and stuff. I thought it looked good but I have no Idea what my teacher thought. But hey I got credit!"- Matt Endicott

"Duct tape was coming off of a previously patched project, so I used more duct tape to hold it down!"- Barry Stevens

"We use duct tape as window tint at work on our work trucks. we tried it as a mirror but were all blind I guess" -Rick nelson

"It's really humid in my dorm, so the moisture causes regular tape to fail... after repeated mornings of waking up under my Brodie Armstrong poster, I duct taped it, and am pleased to report that it never fell down again." - Nicole

"I've used it for many things... one at our school we used it to hold a xylophone together, actually 2 xylophones, and at the end of the school year, I put duct tape all on the back of my shirt, and down my shorts and had people sign it, because I'm too cheap to buy a year book! I love duct tape!!" -Basschick

"Rewrap your shoe strings when they begin to fray"- Eric

"My aunt uses duct tape, positioned sticky-side up, on her tables to discourage her cats from jumping on the tables. It works. However, it is not recommended that anyone puts duct tape directly on cat's fur. I've obtained many many cat bites and claw scratches from that (every time after the first was an accident). Also, my mom likes to place random strips of duct tape, also sticky side up, on the floor by walls and effectively traps spiders and other bugs" - Jae

"When I was in high school, I played the "bride" in "Father of the Bride." Opening night I tripped going down some stairs backstage during the show and ripped out the back zipper of my bridal gown! I only had about 3 minutes to get back on stage so the mistress of costumes did her best - she grabbed a roll of white duct take and taped the dress to my back and sent me back out on stage!"- Jean


"The ceiling in my car started to come off. Now it's stuck on with good old duct tape."- Brian

"I Use it to duck tape people's mouth shut" - Brandon


"made a full outfit out of duct tape, including skirt, black jacket, purse, with matching bracelet+choker. DUCT TAPE FOREVER" -Julie

"In sunny Southeast Asia (Vietnam), our aircraft mechanics used duct tape (OD color of course) as a temporary patch for bullet holes in helicopters. Soldiers don't call it duct tape ... it is "hundred-mile-an-hour tape." -Ken

"I ride horses (Western) and I have not yet gotten a horse of my own, so I made one out of duct tape and paper/posterboard/foamcore. I have made adjustments to it and now it is the size of a real horse. I can practice on it and it is perfect... except it doesn't move!" - Julie


"A friend of mine made a wallet out of duct tape about 5 years ago
and he still uses it to hold his money and his id"- Joe

"I made a suit coat, as well as a dress style hat out of the wonder-adhesive, duct tape. I wore it to a mardi gras themed dance, and the ladies couldn't get enough of me!!" - Duct Pimp

All postings are used with permission of those who submitted ideas. They are not for sale, nor is any monetary value ascribed to them or due to anyone. Also, they have been submitted to this website, so ask before copying them to your own! Try at your own risk 🙂


Remember, Have Fun with duct tape! It has millions of uses, why not share yours. Invent a new one, share an old classic. You can get tape for your creative ideas from Identi-tape.com or buy it from me Here


ducttape.jpg


Ven, I could use your help here 😀 after all you are the Master of finding great things to post, can you help me out 🙂
 
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luv2bt&tickled said:

What Do YOU Use It For?

Let me know what YOU use duct tape for!





"The paint on my car went dead, so I redid my entire car in a Duct Tape Paint Job! I put my website address on the side in black duct tape, and soon my car was recognized hundreds of miles around!"- Keith Drone

"In school, my 3-inch binder was falling apart from being two full, so I duct-taped it together. Now the duct tape is the only thing holding together!" - Hunter

"My mom and I were having a fight, (and yes, I was RIGHT in this argument..) and since she wouldn't let up. I stayed in my room for a week over the summer, with the few attempts to get food and use the restroom (and check my email) while she was gone, of course. With my free time, I used duct tape and spelled out "AMANDA IS LEFT" on my wall (I never use positive statements.. haha. right is wrong. but left is good). I also added some duct tape spider webs in the corners of my room, with one having a Spiderman action figure taped to it. She screamed, so I guess she doesn't understand the beauty of duct tape art" - Amanda

"Duct tape makes a good girdle. I know, I ate for the whole week before my wedding and at the last minute, could not fit into my wedding dress. So.....I duct taped the area from my chest to my bum.....my dress fit perfectly"-Jennifer Galloway

"I have a prosthetic (artificial) leg and one time out of pure stupidity, I broke it at the ankle. After about two hours of worrying what my parents would say, I wrapped it with duct tape and walked on it for two weeks. My parents never found out, until now" - Pegleg

"well, I'm in marching band and my school is rather cheap and we have no band budget whatsoever, so we duct-taped the trumpet back together" -Olivia"

A friend was in Haiti, and said a little girl there had cut her toes really bad. No bandages were available to hold the toes on her foot while the doctor came, so she used duct tape." - Keith Drone

"I use the almighty duct tape to gain social status at my local high school Bear River High (Garland, Utah)! Techies rule!" - Howie

"I made a model mini donkey. well, actually i am in the process!" -kristin

"My deer stand broke, so I taped myself in the tree!" Jack Astle

"I use duct tape to hold my car seat together" - Jerry Goldsmith

"It keeps my ceiling fan from breaking apart when it runs"- Dana Poole

"I have a lot of pain in my feet due to peripheral neuropathy, and was looking for comfortable shoes. Not being able to find any, I made my own out of a pair of socks, the bottoms of old "tiddies" and duct tape. They are very comfortable, fit my feet perfectly and best of all, if the bottoms wear out, I just add more tape. I have always believed that you can fix anything with duct tape, and my children even give me rolls for Christmas, Fathers Day and my birthday" - Anonymous

-Good Job Anonymous! I made myself a pair of duct tape shoes years ago, and not only were they comfortable, but they last wonderfully!- ~ Keith

"Well I had to make this poster about a famous math guy in my geometry class. So I ran out of clear tape so I just used Duct tape for the hole poster to hold up the pictures and info and stuff. I thought it looked good but I have no Idea what my teacher thought. But hey I got credit!"- Matt Endicott

"Duct tape was coming off of a previously patched project, so I used more duct tape to hold it down!"- Barry Stevens

"We use duct tape as window tint at work on our work trucks. we tried it as a mirror but were all blind I guess" -Rick nelson

"It's really humid in my dorm, so the moisture causes regular tape to fail... after repeated mornings of waking up under my Brodie Armstrong poster, I duct taped it, and am pleased to report that it never fell down again." - Nicole

"I've used it for many things... one at our school we used it to hold a xylophone together, actually 2 xylophones, and at the end of the school year, I put duct tape all on the back of my shirt, and down my shorts and had people sign it, because I'm too cheap to buy a year book! I love duct tape!!" -Basschick

"Rewrap your shoe strings when they begin to fray"- Eric

"My aunt uses duct tape, positioned sticky-side up, on her tables to discourage her cats from jumping on the tables. It works. However, it is not recommended that anyone puts duct tape directly on cat's fur. I've obtained many many cat bites and claw scratches from that (every time after the first was an accident). Also, my mom likes to place random strips of duct tape, also sticky side up, on the floor by walls and effectively traps spiders and other bugs" - Jae

"When I was in high school, I played the "bride" in "Father of the Bride." Opening night I tripped going down some stairs backstage during the show and ripped out the back zipper of my bridal gown! I only had about 3 minutes to get back on stage so the mistress of costumes did her best - she grabbed a roll of white duct take and taped the dress to my back and sent me back out on stage!"- Jean


"The ceiling in my car started to come off. Now it's stuck on with good old duct tape."- Brian

"I Use it to duck tape people's mouth shut" - Brandon


"made a full outfit out of duct tape, including skirt, black jacket, purse, with matching bracelet+choker. DUCT TAPE FOREVER" -Julie

"In sunny Southeast Asia (Vietnam), our aircraft mechanics used duct tape (OD color of course) as a temporary patch for bullet holes in helicopters. Soldiers don't call it duct tape ... it is "hundred-mile-an-hour tape." -Ken

"I ride horses (Western) and I have not yet gotten a horse of my own, so I made one out of duct tape and paper/posterboard/foamcore. I have made adjustments to it and now it is the size of a real horse. I can practice on it and it is perfect... except it doesn't move!" - Julie


"A friend of mine made a wallet out of duct tape about 5 years ago
and he still uses it to hold his money and his id"- Joe

"I made a suit coat, as well as a dress style hat out of the wonder-adhesive, duct tape. I wore it to a mardi gras themed dance, and the ladies couldn't get enough of me!!" - Duct Pimp

All postings are used with permission of those who submitted ideas. They are not for sale, nor is any monetary value ascribed to them or due to anyone. Also, they have been submitted to this website, so ask before copying them to your own! Try at your own risk 🙂


Remember, Have Fun with duct tape! It has millions of uses, why not share yours. Invent a new one, share an old classic. You can get tape for your creative ideas from Identi-tape.com or buy it from me Here


ducttape.jpg


Ven, I could use your help here 😀 after all you are the Master of finding great things to post, can you help me out 🙂





ROFLMAO that picutre is worth a million words! :blaugh: That is funny!!!! LOL Thanks
PS, Tracy I think you should have put your request to Ray else where instead of right under that picture! :blaugh:
 
I'd like to duct tape Tracy and Destiny together, and then have my way with them.

It's ok to be lewd on a Staurday night, yo.

Nigga, pleeeeez.

Cheers.😀
 
I think the duct tape when combined with popsicle sticks works much better. At least thats what Hugh Hefner uses when he's out of Viagra.
 
Duct Tape?.......

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And Tracy can put her requests any where she likes..lol :devil:
 
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