"Dumb ass" sayings!!!!!

[Illtcklu]

Here's some sayings that never made sense to me:

"Going down the tubes"
WHAT TUBES?! I don't SEE any tubes?!!!

"That takes the cake"

WHAT CAKE?! When were we having cake and WHO took it?!



Anyone else got some????​

 

[General Zod]

Cool,calm,and collected

I can see being cool and/or calm But collected?

 

[kered]

"You'll go blind doing that", * Kered types after adjusting his thick glasses*

 

[Mz Chaos]

"The whole kit and kaboodle." Kaboodle??? I did get that right didn't I?

 

[Strider]

I can't believe nobody's mentioned this one yet:

'That's what they say'

WHO IN THE HOLY BLUE FUCK ARE 'THEY'?!?!?!

 

[Illtcklu]

That's the way the ball bounces.


It never bounces the same way!!!!!!!!

 

[chicago]

"You just want to have your cake and eat it too."

I'm sorry, what the fuck was cake for again?

 

[slacker2114]

"The shit's gonna hit the fan"

Who is the sick bastard that is actually throwing fecal matter at a spinning fan?

 

[aryz75]

"Down the river without a paddle"

What idiot would do that?????

 

[Strider]

'up shit's creek'

is there an actual creek with this name?

 

[Amanda]

"i did it just for shits and giggles"

I guess laughing can be fun, but taking a...poop... I dk. Maybe the person who made it up enjoys it?

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

The straw that broke the camel's back

 

[LadyCat]

"As the crow flies"... anybody ever watched one of them? They're all over the place... I drive faster and more accurately!!!

"Sleeping like a baby" ... whomever came up with this one never actually had a kid, this is a misnomer... they don't sleep calmly or quietly

"Quiet as a tomb"... not even going there....

 

[tulipangel]

"tomorrows a new day" this always bothers me! Its like DUH no kidding!! Geesh! This annoys me a lot!

 

[Amanda]

"tomorrows a new day" this always bothers me! Its like DUH no kidding!! Geesh! This annoys me a lot!

hahahaha
i've never thought of that.
"hey, dont worry about it, tomorrows a new day "
"....No way i thought you were joking!? 😡 "

 

[isabeau]

I can't believe nobody's mentioned this one yet:

'That's what they say'

WHO IN THE HOLY BLUE FUCK ARE 'THEY'?!?!?!

ahh the infamous they that is always being thrown up at me..

 

[knight]

Here's one of my favorites: "It's the same difference." Difference...cannot...be..the...same!

 

[slacker2114]

"Don't worry, be happy"

...............ya know what dude. Go fuck yourself. I'm not in the mood for your optimistic bullshit.

 

[tx_kingpin]

i guess thats the way the cookie crumbles.

 

[TKpervert]

Y'all are fuckin crazy and have no appreciation for those that have gone before and have already 'been there, done that'.

BTW, shame for all the fucking blue language in this thread....

 

[paracarl44]

Take the thingamajig off of the whatyoumaycallit.

 

[Artoo]

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly"

Who does? Who does suffer fools gladly?
"Oh hello, I've got a pig in my trousers, can I come in?"
"Of course! Come in, you fool!"

A prize to the first person to get the reference...

 

[slacker2114]

Wow, this old thread. A classic though, buried before it's time.

Speaking of classics, how about this one...

"It was in the last place I looked"

OF COURSE IT WAS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOKED!!! What fucktard keeps looking for something after they found it?

 

[chicago]

I don't know if it counts as a saying...

but when I'm talking to someone, and they disagree, and they say "Au contraire" I just want to punch them in the face.

 

[Raya]

Eddie Izzard

"As pleased as punch"