easy way to tickle strangers feet

[footster200301]

This is what i do. I go to trailer parks, apartment complexes where I go from door to door, looking for my lost dog. That is the excuse, anyway. then I tell thwm that my wife is wantting open a day spa. And that we wanted to get some feedback from the people. Then ask them if they would like a free gift certificate for a session of reflexology. Then I ask them if they have ever heard of reflexology before. Usually they haven't, so I show them the areas that the technition will stimulate. Wich is the bottom of their foot. It is lika map of ur body, the sole of the foot is. I show them by tracing the areas along the sole with my finger. Stay very politte though. I have had a 99% success rate, honest. Go try it and let me know how u did.

 

[lollercaust]

Another really easy way that's about as honest is to use chloroform.

Excuse me while I try to figure out whether I'm being sarcastic. I suppose it makes a difference whether your wife really is opening a day spa, or whether you're just telling that to people to get into their houses.

 

[sole seeker1]

Another really easy way that's about as honest is to use chloroform.

Yep.

Geeze, Footster, you can't morally use deception to get something you find sexually stimulating from a lady! Not without buying her dinner and letting her know that she's on an actual date! (LOL)

Hmmm... using my psychic powers...
I see a husband coming home....
I see him explaining to his naive wife exactly how she's been had...
I see a phone call to the cops...
I see you explaining your activities to some really bad guys in a holding cell...


:wooha:

 

[RottingLies]

Tickling a strangers bare feet=a good way to be seen as a sexual stalker and get thrown into jail or get a heavy fine or worse.

Some people theses days!

 

[footster200301]

I think you guys misunderstand. It don't hold them down. The whole thing takes about 5min. or so. What is with all the drama? I don't mean that rude.

 

[SheDevil1]

Put it this way. If some stranger tried to pull that type of BS on me, the only interaction he'd have with my feet is getting the shit kicked out of him. 🙂

 

[lollercaust]

What is with all the drama?

I think it's the fact that you're deliberately deceiving them about your intentions. Telling them you're looking for your dog is an outright lie. Offering them a free gift certificate is fraud if you don't deliver. It'd be better for everyone if you were honest about your intentions - it might cut down on the amount of action you get, but at least you're being honest.

Think what will happen if you get caught. "Man lies to get into womens' houses for the purposes of tickling them." That will certainly give people a positive opinion of us, won't it? It's not risk getting us all labeled as creeps just so you can get five minutes worth of fun with a few random strangers.

 

[houdini]

This is what i do. I go to trailer parks, apartment complexes where I go from door to door, looking for my lost dog. That is the excuse, anyway. then I tell thwm that my wife is wantting open a day spa. And that we wanted to get some feedback from the people. Then ask them if they would like a free gift certificate for a session of reflexology. Then I ask them if they have ever heard of reflexology before. Usually they haven't, so I show them the areas that the technition will stimulate. Wich is the bottom of their foot. It is lika map of ur body, the sole of the foot is. I show them by tracing the areas along the sole with my finger. Stay very politte though. I have had a 99% success rate, honest. Go try it and let me know how u did.

This guy was serious?? .....stupid me, I was waiting for the punchline :wooha:

 

[Kalamos]

I am not sure I see the point in tickling a complete stranger.
Aren't friends safer and funnier to tickle?

 

[coloman]

Tickling the feet of females you don't know is a good way to get into serious trouble. At very the least you could wind up getting a swift kick in the balls or slap in the face. An irrate boyfriend or husband could punch your lights out for you too. You could also wind up in jail which I am 99% sure you would find a very unpleasant experience.

 

[Tickler Bart]

A Similar Incident . . .

This reminds me of a post from another Tickling Board. Not sure if I'm allowed to mention it here.
This guy went to college campuses & told girls he was taking a 'survey' for his mid term paper. He asked them if they were ticklish, what parts of their bodies were ticklish & if he could 'test' their ticklishness.
This guy already graduated from this par-tickler college &, in my opionion, was trespassing.
Everyone, & I mean EVERYONE told him that it was wrong & probably illigeal to some degree.
He claims that he spoke to a few Campus Security Guards in other campuses & they told him it's not against the law, per se. That if someone complained, they can't arrest him, only to ask him to vacate the premises.
But he would be allowed back in the next day.
This guy took alot of heat from everyone, including me.
He took BIG risks every time he did this.
He was VERY lucky that no one turned him in or called the police.
Deceiving someone, ANYONE for purposes of 'inncocent' tickling is immoral & I would never stoop so low.
My advice to you is this. Stop what you are doing before it gets out of hand.
As Stan Laurel once said, "Honesty is the best politics".

 

[RottingLies]

I am not sure I see the point in tickling a complete stranger.
Aren't friends safer and funnier to tickle?

So true 😀

 

[SheDevil1]

Tickling the feet of females you don't know is a good way to get into serious trouble. At very the least you could wind up getting a swift kick in the balls or slap in the face. An irrate boyfriend or husband could punch your lights out for you too. You could also wind up in jail which I am 99% sure you would find a very unpleasant experience.

Exactly. Don't even take this advice just out of fear of getting the shit kicked out of you, but think of it this way. You actually -ARE- into tickling. How would you feel if some moron did that to your girlfriend? That's like, some guy just basically got a cheap thrill off your woman. Little warning to anybody who possibly lives near me: my boyfriend isn't really afraid to hit people in crowded areas. 😀

 

[drmmer]

My two cents is that yea, we are all here because we like tickling...BUT, to let it get to a point where you're lying just to stroke the foot of a woman for a few seconds is BEYOND obsession in my opinion. No offense FOOTSTER but how many differant scenarios did you play out in your mind before coming up with this genious one?

I hope you stop doing it. seriously...for your own good. Save up your pennies and go to a place where you can spend an hour tickling a girls feet all you want, or get a girlfriend. 😉

 

[NewYorkJohn]

Hey if you're going to lie, buy handcuffs, a badge and a toy gun say you're from the tickle police . . . talk about asking for trouble. shesssssh!

 

[SheDevil1]

You know, I could probably get away with it, as most men with female lovers don't really care about their woman getting "bamboozled" by another. They might say they care, but you know they're gonna ask for a description, then jerk off about it when she's not around. 😛
Gotta love double-standards 😀

My two cents is that yea, we are all here because we like tickling...BUT, to let it get to a point where you're lying just to stroke the foot of a woman for a few seconds is BEYOND obsession in my opinion. No offense FOOTSTER but how many differant scenarios did you play out in your mind before coming up with this genious one?

I hope you stop doing it. seriously...for your own good. Save up your pennies and go to a place where you can spend an hour tickling a girls feet all you want, or get a girlfriend. 😉

Quite a few Dutch hookers would let you do whatever for the right amount of saved-up pennies. 😛

 

[drizzay01]

I agree with everyone who posted in here in disagreement with this guys plan. I guess i'd just say a little more though...
For awhile I was a lot like you were man, so don't take these guys saying this stuff to make you seem like a freak. I used to like "hey, i'm just tickling people, even if i'm turned on...it's just tickling, so there is no wrong in that" and no, I never went door to door...but whenever I got a free tickle in on a girl that didn't know I had the fetish, I would.

The fact of the matter, though, is that it isn't just tickling. It may seem that way to the other person, but, you are really violating them without their permission. I don't think it's really that much of a danger to you physically (although, legally is another matter). But, still...this isn't fair to the other person, even if it is just tickling. I hope you realize what everyone else has been sayin to you in here, and you stop your actions as quickly as possible.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

How Else Can I Lose 50 Pounds So Quickly????

Put it this way. If some stranger tried to pull that type of BS on me, the only interaction he'd have with my feet is getting the shit kicked out of him. 🙂

SD- CAN I SCHEDULE A SESSION TOMORROW, SAY NOONISH?? LOL! I AGREE THAT THE POTENTIAL RISKS DO SEEM TO OUTWEIGH THE BENEFITS, UNLESS IT'S THAT TRAILER PARK WHERE ALL THE SUPERMODELS LIVE! LOL!

 

[Oak1]

The main thing is you need to know the person if to avoid trouble. Strangers are a no-no. The closest thing I came to this is when my neighbor (who was 27) was moving out. I was 17 and walking home from the store when I saw her struggling to lift things into the moving truck. There was no one else helping her, I thought that was wierd, I guess her friends thought she could handle it.

Anyways, I have only seen her once since I moved on the street (in a 5 year duration), she didn't know my name or anything about me. So, when I passed her house, she asked me to help her move the things to storage and would pay me $20/hour. I really didn't want to but said "okay". We spent 3 hours moving and lifting every single piece of furniture into that truck and unload it. We had to make 2 trips. Anyways, the whole day was over. She drove over to her new house to unload the couchs and chairs. When we were through, she laid down on the couch, took her socks and shoes off and grabbed a newspaper to read. I sat on the couch too because I didn't want to sit on the ground. I sat right next to her feet, and in about 5 minutes, they were in my hands getting a massage. She didn't mind it at all.

Whoops, sorry for including an experience. Don't try anything with strangers, get to know them first.

 

[SheDevil1]

Gee, your story sure reinforced the point -don't do it, but I did it, and it was okay, but you can't! It's like smoking cigarettes. I'll sit here and smoke them all I want, and then turn around and tell you not to, while I blow smoke in your face 🙂. Gotta love them double standards!

 

[pacattack]

I'll say this direct.

Thats just sick man.