paracarl44
Wielder of 100 Feathers
- Joined
- Mar 16, 2007
- Messages
- 130,110
- Points
- 0
Although they were both over 80 years old, they still smoked.
They had to go outside when they did smoke. One day it was raining hard, so Elsie cut a hole at the tip of a condom and placed over the lit cigarette to keep her cigarette dry.
Jessie asked what that thing was and where could she could get one.
Elsie told her that it was a condom, and she could purchase them at a Drug Store.
When they traveled to town, Jessie asked a Pharmacist at the Drug Store where the condoms were.
The Pharmacist, being somewhat amused that an 80 year old woman was asking for condoms asked her: "What Size?"
Jessie replied: "Big enough to fit a Camel."
The Phamacist fainted.😀
They had to go outside when they did smoke. One day it was raining hard, so Elsie cut a hole at the tip of a condom and placed over the lit cigarette to keep her cigarette dry.
Jessie asked what that thing was and where could she could get one.
Elsie told her that it was a condom, and she could purchase them at a Drug Store.
When they traveled to town, Jessie asked a Pharmacist at the Drug Store where the condoms were.
The Pharmacist, being somewhat amused that an 80 year old woman was asking for condoms asked her: "What Size?"
Jessie replied: "Big enough to fit a Camel."
The Phamacist fainted.😀