> > Now repeat after me........
> >
> >
> > NOW EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ....
> >
> > "I will NOT get bad luck, lose friends, or lose my
> > mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email! "I will
> > NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I DO
> > forward an e-mail. "Bill Gates is NOT going to send
> > me money, Victoria Secret doesn't know anything
> > about a gift certificate they're supposed to send
> > me, and Ford will not give me a 50% discount even if
> > I forward my e-mail to more than
> > 50 people! "I will NEVER receive gift certificates,
> > coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel,
> > Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10
> > people. "I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I
> > forward an e-mail ...NEVER!!!! "My phone will not
> > MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward an e-mail. "There
> > is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and
> > I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will
> > send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more
> > people! "There is no kid with cancer through the
> > Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything!
> > He HAD cancer when he was 7 years old. He is now
> > cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY
> > MORE POST CARDS, CALLING CARDS,or GET-WELL CARDS.
> > "The government does not have a bill in Congress
> > called 901B (or whatever they named it this week)
> > that, if passed, will enable them to charge us
> > 5 cents for every e- mail we send. "There will be
> > NO cool dancing, singing,waving, colorful flowers
> > characters, or program that I will receive
> > immediately AFTER I forward an e-mail. "I do not
> > need debt consolidation, home financing,
> > refinancing,credit cards from the internet nor will
> > I ever apply on-line!! "I am glad you just turned 18
> > and want every-one to see your naked body but not in
> > my e-mails! Go to the local jailhouse where they
> > will appreciate you. "The American Red Cross will
> > NOT DONATE 50 cents to a certain individual dying
> > of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail
> > address I send this to. The American Red Cross
> > RECEIVES donations. "And finally, I WILL NOT let
> > others guilt me into sending things by telling me I
> > am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus
> > Christ. IF, big IF, God wants to send me a message,
> > I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He
> > picks up a PC to pass it on! "
> >
> > Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
> > memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your
> > friends before the next full moon or you will surely
> > be constipated for the next three months and all of
> > your hair will fall out... oops....Q
> >
> >
> > NOW EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ....
> >
> > "I will NOT get bad luck, lose friends, or lose my
> > mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email! "I will
> > NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I DO
> > forward an e-mail. "Bill Gates is NOT going to send
> > me money, Victoria Secret doesn't know anything
> > about a gift certificate they're supposed to send
> > me, and Ford will not give me a 50% discount even if
> > I forward my e-mail to more than
> > 50 people! "I will NEVER receive gift certificates,
> > coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel,
> > Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10
> > people. "I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I
> > forward an e-mail ...NEVER!!!! "My phone will not
> > MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward an e-mail. "There
> > is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and
> > I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will
> > send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more
> > people! "There is no kid with cancer through the
> > Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything!
> > He HAD cancer when he was 7 years old. He is now
> > cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY
> > MORE POST CARDS, CALLING CARDS,or GET-WELL CARDS.
> > "The government does not have a bill in Congress
> > called 901B (or whatever they named it this week)
> > that, if passed, will enable them to charge us
> > 5 cents for every e- mail we send. "There will be
> > NO cool dancing, singing,waving, colorful flowers
> > characters, or program that I will receive
> > immediately AFTER I forward an e-mail. "I do not
> > need debt consolidation, home financing,
> > refinancing,credit cards from the internet nor will
> > I ever apply on-line!! "I am glad you just turned 18
> > and want every-one to see your naked body but not in
> > my e-mails! Go to the local jailhouse where they
> > will appreciate you. "The American Red Cross will
> > NOT DONATE 50 cents to a certain individual dying
> > of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail
> > address I send this to. The American Red Cross
> > RECEIVES donations. "And finally, I WILL NOT let
> > others guilt me into sending things by telling me I
> > am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus
> > Christ. IF, big IF, God wants to send me a message,
> > I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He
> > picks up a PC to pass it on! "
> >
> > Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
> > memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your
> > friends before the next full moon or you will surely
> > be constipated for the next three months and all of
> > your hair will fall out... oops....Q
