Desparting297
3rd Level Red Feather
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were stranded on a deserted island. They came across a tribe of cannibals...the cannibals came up tot hem and by this rate the 3 men were shaking with fear and begged for them to spare their lives. The cannibals all huddled and came to an idea.
Cannibal: "We will let you go if you follow these instructions. We want all 3 of you to find 10 fruits each and let us stick them up your arses. If you so much as make a single sound, you will be killed and eaten."
The 3 men did as requested and the English man came back with 10 apples. Once the first apple was shoved up his arse he screamed and was killed. The Scottish man came back with 10 bananas. Up goes the first banana and he laughs and gets killed.
Up in heaven the English man approaches the Scottish and asks him, "I'm curious, why did you laugh?" The Scottish man replies, "Because I saw the Irish fella coming back with 10 watermelons!"
Cannibal: "We will let you go if you follow these instructions. We want all 3 of you to find 10 fruits each and let us stick them up your arses. If you so much as make a single sound, you will be killed and eaten."
The 3 men did as requested and the English man came back with 10 apples. Once the first apple was shoved up his arse he screamed and was killed. The Scottish man came back with 10 bananas. Up goes the first banana and he laughs and gets killed.
Up in heaven the English man approaches the Scottish and asks him, "I'm curious, why did you laugh?" The Scottish man replies, "Because I saw the Irish fella coming back with 10 watermelons!"
