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Iraq Inspection Teams
I might have posted this already or someone else did, not sure. If so I apologize, I got it in e-mail and thought it was funny.Maybe everyone hasn't seen it
Iraq Inspection Teams
Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq? They're all men!
How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam's stash? I hate to admit it, since I am a man, but we all know that we have a blind spot when it comes to finding things. For crying' out loud! We can't find the dirty clothes hamper and we can't find the jar of jelly until it falls out of the cupboard and splatters on the floor....I can never find the remote and these are the people we have
sent into Iraq to search for hidden weapons of mass destruction?
I keep wondering why groups of mothers weren't sent in. Mothers can sniff out secrets quicker than a drug dog can find a gram of dope. Mothers can find gin bottles that dads have stashed in the attic beneath the rafters. They can sniff out a diary two rooms and one floor away. They can tell when the lid of a cookie jar has been disturbed and notice when a quarter inch slice has been shaved off a chocolate cake. A mother can smell alcohol on your breath before you get your key in the front door and can smell cigarette smoke from a block away. By examining laundry, a mother knows more about their kids than Sherlock Holmes. And if a mother wants an answer to a question, she can read an offender's eyes quicker than a homicide detective.
So... considering the value a mother could bring to an inspection team, why are we sending a bunch of old men (like me) who will rely on electronic equipment to scout out hidden threats?
Most mothers would walk in with a wooden soup spoon in one hand, grab Saddam by the ear, give it a good twist and snap, "Young man, do you have any weapons of mass destruction?" And God help him if he tried to lie to her. She'd march him down the street to some secret bunker and shove his nose into a nuclear bomb and say, "Uh, huh, and what do you call this, mister?" Whap! Thump! Whap! Whap! Whap! And she'd lay some stripes across his bare bottom with that soup spoon, then march him home in front of the whole of Baghdad. He'd not only come clean and apologize for lying about it, he'd cut every lawn in Baghdad for free for the whole dadburn summer. Inspectors my foot ... You want the job done? Call a mother
🙂 Yeah Let a Mother find their stash!
I might have posted this already or someone else did, not sure. If so I apologize, I got it in e-mail and thought it was funny.Maybe everyone hasn't seen it
Iraq Inspection Teams
Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq? They're all men!
How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam's stash? I hate to admit it, since I am a man, but we all know that we have a blind spot when it comes to finding things. For crying' out loud! We can't find the dirty clothes hamper and we can't find the jar of jelly until it falls out of the cupboard and splatters on the floor....I can never find the remote and these are the people we have
sent into Iraq to search for hidden weapons of mass destruction?
I keep wondering why groups of mothers weren't sent in. Mothers can sniff out secrets quicker than a drug dog can find a gram of dope. Mothers can find gin bottles that dads have stashed in the attic beneath the rafters. They can sniff out a diary two rooms and one floor away. They can tell when the lid of a cookie jar has been disturbed and notice when a quarter inch slice has been shaved off a chocolate cake. A mother can smell alcohol on your breath before you get your key in the front door and can smell cigarette smoke from a block away. By examining laundry, a mother knows more about their kids than Sherlock Holmes. And if a mother wants an answer to a question, she can read an offender's eyes quicker than a homicide detective.
So... considering the value a mother could bring to an inspection team, why are we sending a bunch of old men (like me) who will rely on electronic equipment to scout out hidden threats?
Most mothers would walk in with a wooden soup spoon in one hand, grab Saddam by the ear, give it a good twist and snap, "Young man, do you have any weapons of mass destruction?" And God help him if he tried to lie to her. She'd march him down the street to some secret bunker and shove his nose into a nuclear bomb and say, "Uh, huh, and what do you call this, mister?" Whap! Thump! Whap! Whap! Whap! And she'd lay some stripes across his bare bottom with that soup spoon, then march him home in front of the whole of Baghdad. He'd not only come clean and apologize for lying about it, he'd cut every lawn in Baghdad for free for the whole dadburn summer. Inspectors my foot ... You want the job done? Call a mother
🙂 Yeah Let a Mother find their stash!
