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Everyone loves essays! (Analogies, Similies and Metaphors)

Biggles of 266

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Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two
other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. --Sue Lin
Chong, Washington

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience,
like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse
without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes
around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of
looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a
pinhole in it. --Joseph Romm, Washington

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the
way a bowling ball wouldn't. --Russell Beland, Springfield

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had
an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in
another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7:00 p. m. instead of
7:30. --Roy Ashley, Washington

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a
sneeze. --Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access
T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:
\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake. --Ken Krattenmaker, Landover
Hills

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. --Unknown

The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a
thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm
scene in a play. --Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria

He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she
was the East River. --Brian Broadus, Charlottesville

The door had been forced, as forced as the dialogue during
the interview portion of "Jeopardy! " --Jean Sorensen, Herndon

The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike
Phil, this plan just might work. --Malcolm Fleschner, Arlington

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one
slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. --Jennifer
Hart, Arlington

It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids
around with power tools. --Brian Broadus, Charlottesville

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was
room-temperature Canadian beef. --Brian Broadus, Charlottesville

It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally
staple it to the wall. --Brian Broadus, Charlottesville
 
Me thinks there are some VERY disturbed writers out there! Like the water when you throw the rocks from your head into it. 😛

Ann
 
Biggles of 266 said:
Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a
sneeze. --Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

Okay, this one has made my list of "Things I Wish I Had Said First"...


:wow: Q
 
Hee Hee Hee Hee
Hahahahahahaahha
These are too funny! Thanks!
Joby
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Mob informant and the East River..hehehehehe
 
Reminds me of an article I read on the worst writing in published works.

"His eyes slid down the front of her dress..."

"Hi," said the detective, "how ya doin'?"
"Terrible," said the classy lady, "we were at a party for the Princess and her jewels were stolen!"
"Don't worry about it," the dick replied, years of experience giving him the experience to see she was lying, "we'll get to the bottom of this."

(From real published books, no less 🙄 )
 
TicklingDuo said:
Me thinks there are some VERY disturbed writers out there! Like the water when you throw the rocks from your head into it. 😛

Ann

you think these are shite, you should see some of the stuff I wrote in high school! As bad as something not much worse...
 
Biggles of 266 said:
you think these are shite, you should see some of the stuff I wrote in high school! As bad as something not much worse...

Actually, I enjoyed them. I like to play around with words. Puns are my fav. But, any kind of word play is cool. I've done everything from very subtle, sane stuff to downright demented stuff. LOL If it's a word, I'll play with it! 😀

Ann
 
lolo

fathers chacing their childrn with power tools?
i roller right off the chair when i read this one.
kinda like a reverse of "children of the corn".
steve
 
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