Everything is covered in the bible...(lol)

[venray]

A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could
think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and
that
the entirety of the human experience could be found there.

After the service, he was approached by a woman who said,
"Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS."

The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere
and that he would look for it.

The following week after the service, the preacher called the
woman
aside and showed her a passage which read,...

"...And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."

 

[njjen3953]

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

That is too funny Ray. Thanks.

Jen

 

[Frink]

ROFL...

That was hilarious! Thanks, Ven. 😎


On that note, here's a refugee from the Sipmsons Quotes thread:

Homer: Umm...what's the name of that religion, again? You know the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life?

Bart: You mean Christianity?

Homer: Yeah that's the one.

😛