Well, seeing as this "she" (or "he," or whatever), is now probably 27 years old, I'm sure the age bracket she posted had moved up, thus making the offer void (as well as ancient).
And besides, the only reason this thread would be "watched" now is because it's back on page 1. It's like finding a 7-month old piece of steak stuck to the very back of your freezer, hidden behind the frozen corn and an empty container of ice-cream left there to make it seem like you always have ice-cream in your freezer so you can feel good about yourself during a hot summer...then, ripping the steak off and holding it triumphantly high above your head, declaring with an overly jubilant voice that you've discovered a potentially delectable dinner, and that you'd like to invite all of your neighbors over to share in with the feast to end all feasts.
Several things wrong with this:
1) I'd much rather eat my steak fresh and free of frozen chunks from the last Ice Age,
2) the steak itself is probably less of a steak now and more like a meat-rock that medieval siege engineers would consider using for their version of biological warfare, and
3) freezers should always always always be stocked with ice-cream containers actually filled with ice-cream, so as to not deceive the rabid fridge-raiders of a rowdy middle-school sleepover event, 'lest you risk half-dozen sharp-nailed girls clawing at your face for making them believe in something non-existent and forever ruining their development as sugar-loving human beigns.
The point is that this thread is way past the "best if used by" date, and would've been bumped by the owner, herself, if she deemed it still usable.
Other than that, there is always the PM system. Safe, convenient, and FDA-approved. 😉
