Fake Webfind - Opinionated Warning

[Bondo]

I found this fake magazine cover with a faked photo of Paris Hilton.

After further review, when I looked at the original barefooted person's forearms, I get the impression that this photo is of a man, a guy, a dude.

It could be a woman with very manly and hairy forearms though.

Any takers?

Bondo =?

 

[nessonite1]

Wow...total man arms. Either that or a hairy, veiny, junkie woman!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I also spy a man-chest, if my eyes do not deceive.

 

[Kalamos]

Me too.
No cleavage to speak of.

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

This is one reason I think "fakes" are stupid. Just get an artist to draw it. Unless you're really good at it, you have no business making obvious screw-ups like this. He might as well have an elephant's head or the hooves of a goat. Then he can be a freak of nature instead of a half-assed one. 😛

 

[CellarDweller]

lmao

those big hairy man arms are tooo much.

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Might as well be gorilla arms. Perfect for swinging around trees. I wonder how much a zoo would rake in if they had said freak living there...

It would have to be an increase in admission sales, especially considering most animals are doing number 1 or 2 when you go to view them.

EDIT:

I don't want to see some pile of bear stool, I want to see the freak with the gorilla arms!

 

[nessonite1]

He might as well have an elephant's head or the hooves of a goat

Elephant head? Goat hooves? That'd be a perfect Britney Spears fake! 😀 😀 😀

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

"Opps I did it again!"

Did what Britney? Made a miscalculation when morphing from a troll back into a gnome?

 

[Bondo]

Okay, so I'm glad I'm not the only one who recognized the veiny and hairy arms.

I wonder if anyone has the original photo for the last percentage of proof. I mean, it could be one of those manly looking female body builders who eats testosterone for breakfast.

Either way, I don't want to be seeing that photo anymore.

The concept of a mainstream foot fetish magazine fake is excellent, but at least use a woman's feet as the basis for a Paris Hilton fake. She deserves better I think.

Bondo =]

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Actually, no, she doesn't deserve better. I've watched that Paris and Nicole show several times, and even in casual settings with normal, everyday people, you can see how stuck up she is, just by the tone of her voice. Some people never learn.

She deserves the monkey arms and man hair.

Oh, alright, she doesn't deserve it, but its funny on her.

 

[MistressValerie1]

I think they used a guy because it was supposed to be a "prank" magazine cover.