Famous last words...

[Mufasa]

come up with some "last words b4 ya die"...


Light a flare to tell him we found the gas leak...

hey... get a picture of me feeding this bear...

i made this bungee cord myself...

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Jaws was just a movie, come on dive in

 

[Avenger314]

I'll be fine.

This end is right-side-up.

PMS isn't real.

It's turned off; I don't have to unplug it.

I don't need to read the directions.

Let me have it!

I can talk him down.

Try anything once.

It won't bite.

Bees only sting if you bother them.

This kind isn't poisonous.

Close enough.

You wouldn't dare throw that pie.

But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know.

I know everything there is to know about women.

Just one more drink.

You can mix these medications.

 

[Saeria]

WoW! this really DOES taste like almonds!

Of Course i'm not too heavy for this harness!

I'm going to try to jump this ditch in 5th gear this time!

Clorox+Windex = SUPER CLEAN!!!

I wonder what drano tastes like?

.. and then my tombstone shall read:

Free Body-- Limit one

 

[Mufasa]

look, its not loaded...

hey dad, why is this apple on my head?

look, no hands...

i packed my parachute all by myself

here kitty, kitty, kitty....

 

[Avenger314]

I'm not ticklish.

 

[Mufasa]

I'm not ticklish.

i wonder how many times this one has happened lol.

 

[TicklishLurker]

Yes, your butt looks big in those pants.

 

[Mufasa]

it only expired 2 weeks ago.

 

[Mufasa]

huh... what noise?

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Get in the cannon I promise the same wont happen to you as my 1st assistant

 

[Tick L]

What do you mean I shouldn't put my arm in a blender?

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

lions and tigers and bears...Oh My

 

[Mufasa]

5 second rule!

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

think i will take a long walk off a short peir

 

[Mastertank1]

I would bet...

that if we had some way to scan the entire span of human history, we would find that the most frequently uttered last words were the equivalent in the native language of each speaker of...."Oh, shit!"

That being said, here is my contribution;

My wife won't mind; we have an open marriage!

Uttered in 1968 by a TV network executive; "This Star Trek show is just a passing fad. It'll never last. Cancel it for next season so we can put something with legs in the time slot!" 😉

Spoken on December 6, 1941; "Don't be ridiculous! The Japanese would never dare to attack the Hawaiian Islands!"

Spoken in December 1944; "A million men, fighting for 100 years, could never take the island of Okinawa from the Japanese Empire!"

Spoken by German Field Marshall Von Paulus, in the city of Staligrad, in December of 1942; "Where did all these f***ing Russians come from?"

 

[Aachen1983]

Y'all hold my beer and watch this.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

i think the gun barrel is clean...here let me see

 

[Mufasa]

(spoken at Fenway Park) "Bill Buckner was a great firstbaseman"

 

[ticklishscribe]

I have not yet begun to tickle.

 

[Tick L]

Hey look, no hands!

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

No I'm not the pilot

 

[Tick L]

I don't think you should be eating pizza while you're driving.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

did that sign say wong way or wrong way...i'm so wasted i cant tell

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

let's act out scenes from the movie Final Destination