I would be the in-home Mistletoe Installation Specialist. You know, you would need to demonstrate and install different types of mistletoe. Perhaps you could select a lovely assistant to help hang it up and test it out. Then of course as she is assisting you and her arms are raised up a playful little tickle to the ribs is fun. A little chastisement for her inability to keep her arms to hang up the mistletoe could be thrown in there. So many possibilities. 😉