Favorite sitcom one-liners

[paracarl44]

Archie Bunker on Gun Control.

To his daughter: "Would it make you happy little girl if they were pushed out of windows". About people getting killed with guns.

 

[steph]

OMG heels--GREAT thread!

Since others have made ref already, lemme take it all the way...Dentist episode, Seinfeld. Jerry notices his clothes are all untucked, etc. Professes his "concerns" about the dentist and the "staff"
Elaine: So what's the problem? I mean, you're SINGLE..."
XOXO

 

[Bugman]

Also from All In The Family.Archie and Mike are as usual having an arguement about something.

Mike.You eat my heart out,you know that?Bit by bit,piece by piece you eat my heart out.

Archie.I don't care.

 

[He-Man]

From the ORIGINAL muppet show, guest starring Paul Williams

Paul has just sung " An Old Fashioned Love Song" and the camera pans up to the balcony in the audience where the characters of the two Hecklers are sitting.

Heckler 1: He's a credit to his race

Heckler 2: What race is that?

Heckler 1: The one hundred yard dash.

LOL I loved those guys..they always had good insults about the acts.