Favorite TV Quotes

[Ignatz]

The recent thread on the Simpsons was so popular, and so was the old one about great lines from movies, what about collecting the funniest or most dramatic lines from television programs? Comedies, dramas, documentaries, sportscasts, news...if you relish it, share it with us.

I'll prime the pump with one of mine, an oft-quoted bit of dialogue from the first episode of The Mary Tyler Moore Show:

Lou Grant: You've got spunk! (pause) I HATE SPUNK!

 

[CellarDweller]

Well, I don't really have a fave quote from any tv show, but there is one that brings me back to my childhood whenever I hear it...........

Wondertwin powers..........activate!

 

[Ignatz]

Well, I don't really have a fave quote from any tv show, but there is one that brings me back to my childhood whenever I hear it...........

Wondertwin powers..........activate!

I know the feeling. For me, it's "Who was that masked man?"

 

[blingman]

"Does this look like a Q to you"? -Quagmire, Family Guy

 

[Cbarton]

From my college days.. ::::starts to play the Hill Street Blues theme:::

"now...lets be careful out there...."

 

[max cross]

"Holy crap, that freakin' place was on fire?!" -Peter Griffin (Family Guy)

 

[wk23]

"I wanna wear a bath robe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanna start drinking in the morning....don't say I don't have goals!!" Chandler - "Friends"

 

[nessonite1]

Oh man...too big of a question. I've logged way way way too many hours of television in my life to be able to pick out the single best quote that comes to mind. I couldn't even begin to think of a particulat show to try to pull from so, since the person above me chose "Friends" I'll do the same.

Rachel (to answering machine) "I am OVER you!"
Ross (listning to message while in her presence) "You're over me? When were you....when were you under me?"

 

[max cross]

"the human brain is only flesh and bone" -Bob Rooney, Married...with Children