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Favourite Seinfeld saying?
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milagros317
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"I'm out!"
Kramer, slamming $100 in cash on the table in Jerry's apartment, to show that he is out of The Contest, having gratified himself in his own apartment after seeing an attractive neighbor without her clothes through the window.
Kramer, slamming $100 in cash on the table in Jerry's apartment, to show that he is out of The Contest, having gratified himself in his own apartment after seeing an attractive neighbor without her clothes through the window.
TicklingDuo
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"It's in the Vault"
Drew😉
Drew😉
Kramer --
Who's going to turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's pepermint, it's delicious. It's very refreshing.
Puddy --
HEY! You stole my jesus fish.
Elaine --
Yada Yada Yada
Jerry --
Mulva?
and Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see a nipple.
George --
For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots
Sme things just stick with ya, no?
Who's going to turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's pepermint, it's delicious. It's very refreshing.
Puddy --
HEY! You stole my jesus fish.
Elaine --
Yada Yada Yada
Jerry --
Mulva?
and Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see a nipple.
George --
For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots
Sme things just stick with ya, no?
TicklingDuo
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Elaine: "She has Lyme disease"
Jerry: "I thought she had Epstein-Barr Syndrome"
Elaine: "She HAS Epstein-Barr, it's Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease"
Drew😉
Jerry: "I thought she had Epstein-Barr Syndrome"
Elaine: "She HAS Epstein-Barr, it's Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease"
Drew😉
Sunriseticklee
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"You wanna piece of me?" Frank Costanza
"NO SOUP FOR YOU!" Soup Nazi.
I am probably the only girl in the world who thinks the guy who plays George Costanza is cute. SIGH
Heehee
Sunrise
"NO SOUP FOR YOU!" Soup Nazi.
I am probably the only girl in the world who thinks the guy who plays George Costanza is cute. SIGH
Heehee
Sunrise
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Sunrise, did you ever see the out-takes of the scene where Frank had to say that to Elaine? He'd jump out of his chair, stand in front of her and just roar it in that great voice he has, and she'd start to piss herself laughing. They had to do something like 100 takes before she could keep a straight face!
Still makes me laugh...
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Sunriseticklee
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Biggles of 266 said:
HEEHEE... Oh yes I have. It cracks me up!
George's mother: "And there you are! Treating your body like its some sort of amusement park!"
Sunrise
"She has man hands."
milagros317
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quotes from the episode "The Movie"
In the episode entitled "The Movie" the four main characters have arranged to meet at a movie theater between Jerry's comedy gigs that evening. Many things go wrong, and they keep missing each other. What I found hilarious is the brutal way in which they describe each ohter (or, in one case, the ticket seller describes one of them). In chronological order:
Kramer describing Jerry: "If you see a guy who's about 5 foot 11, he's got a big head and flared nostrils, tell him his friend's going to be right back."
George describing Kramer: "Have you seen a guy with, like, a horse face, big teeth, and a pointed nose?"
Ticket seller describing George: "There was a short guy with glasses, looked like Humpty-Dumpty with a melon head, but he left."
George describing Elaine: "I went in with a pretty woman, you know, kind of short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan."
Elaine describing Kramer: "Have you seen a tall, lanky doofus with a bird face, and hair like the bride of Frankenstein?"
In the episode entitled "The Movie" the four main characters have arranged to meet at a movie theater between Jerry's comedy gigs that evening. Many things go wrong, and they keep missing each other. What I found hilarious is the brutal way in which they describe each ohter (or, in one case, the ticket seller describes one of them). In chronological order:
Kramer describing Jerry: "If you see a guy who's about 5 foot 11, he's got a big head and flared nostrils, tell him his friend's going to be right back."
George describing Kramer: "Have you seen a guy with, like, a horse face, big teeth, and a pointed nose?"
Ticket seller describing George: "There was a short guy with glasses, looked like Humpty-Dumpty with a melon head, but he left."
George describing Elaine: "I went in with a pretty woman, you know, kind of short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan."
Elaine describing Kramer: "Have you seen a tall, lanky doofus with a bird face, and hair like the bride of Frankenstein?"
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"Shrinkage"
"Will you share a square?"
😀 Love Seinfeld!
"Will you share a square?"
😀 Love Seinfeld!
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IT WOULD TAKE A WEEK TO WRITE ALL THE GREAT LINES FROM THAT SHOW. OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, HERE ARE A COUPLE FAVORITES:
"JAMBALAYA!!"
"MAYBE THE DINGO STOLE YOUR BABY."
"THE SEA WAS ANGRY THAT DAY, MY FRIENDS. LIKE AN OLD MAN TRYING TO SEND BACK SOUP IN A DELI."
"IS THAT A TITLEIST?"
"NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT"
"SHE'S GOT MAN HANDS"
"SHRINKAGE"
"YOU KEPT MAKING ALL THE STOPS?" "I HAD TO...THEY KEPT RINGING THE BELL."
"THEY'RE REAL, AND THEY'RE SPECTACULAR!"
"JAMBALAYA!!"
"MAYBE THE DINGO STOLE YOUR BABY."
"THE SEA WAS ANGRY THAT DAY, MY FRIENDS. LIKE AN OLD MAN TRYING TO SEND BACK SOUP IN A DELI."
"IS THAT A TITLEIST?"
"NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT"
"SHE'S GOT MAN HANDS"
"SHRINKAGE"
"YOU KEPT MAKING ALL THE STOPS?" "I HAD TO...THEY KEPT RINGING THE BELL."
"THEY'RE REAL, AND THEY'RE SPECTACULAR!"
