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Female Intuition vs Male Logic
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Limeoutsider
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Some male logic is downright hilarious!
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Moses, I'll sic a camel spider on you
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Ok, here's the deal.
When the needle on the gas gauge is on "E"...to a woman this means "Empty", to a guy this means "Eeehhh, I got enough." So we have some level of intuition.
When they say it's the "Greatest Film of the Year"...to a woman this means "Filled with heartbreaking looks at the inner workings of one girl's soul as she struggles with the death of her estranged sister during the tumultuous times of the Nazi occupation of Poland and her quest for love with a man she can never know". To a guy this means "Tits and Fire."
When the exhuast system starts rattling and hanging down, a woman thinks "I'd better get this to a mechanic so I can get it back in time for Jimmy's soccer practice and I hope it doesn't cost too much or else I'm going to have to take money out of the next paycheck to cover the electric bill and then we won't be able to get the dish until April." A guy thinks "Better get a role of Duct Tape on the way back from Moe's."
Guys think "Another source of cash drain, more out of my check for insurance, utter change of lifestyle, no more titty bars, can't get drunk, screaming, pissing, moaning wife...but at least another tax write-off." Women think "Baby."
A beautiful woman walks into a bar. The other women, within 15 seconds are whispering "Slut." An attractive, well dressed man walks into a bar. The other men, within 7 seconds, are muttering "Fag."
Women see mindless barbarians. Guys see the Green Bay Packers.
Women see Chippendale's as a wild time, a way to just let loose and see some great-looking naked men before returning to thier lives. Guys see stippers as girls who really like us and will probably go home with us if we give them enough money, after all they're so interested in everything we have to say...
Guys are shitting thier pants laughing right now, while a lynch mob of The PMS Avengers is right now sharpening thier pitchforks and putting a bounty on a wise-ass bald dude in Jedi robes.
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When the needle on the gas gauge is on "E"...to a woman this means "Empty", to a guy this means "Eeehhh, I got enough." So we have some level of intuition.
When they say it's the "Greatest Film of the Year"...to a woman this means "Filled with heartbreaking looks at the inner workings of one girl's soul as she struggles with the death of her estranged sister during the tumultuous times of the Nazi occupation of Poland and her quest for love with a man she can never know". To a guy this means "Tits and Fire."
When the exhuast system starts rattling and hanging down, a woman thinks "I'd better get this to a mechanic so I can get it back in time for Jimmy's soccer practice and I hope it doesn't cost too much or else I'm going to have to take money out of the next paycheck to cover the electric bill and then we won't be able to get the dish until April." A guy thinks "Better get a role of Duct Tape on the way back from Moe's."
Guys think "Another source of cash drain, more out of my check for insurance, utter change of lifestyle, no more titty bars, can't get drunk, screaming, pissing, moaning wife...but at least another tax write-off." Women think "Baby."
A beautiful woman walks into a bar. The other women, within 15 seconds are whispering "Slut." An attractive, well dressed man walks into a bar. The other men, within 7 seconds, are muttering "Fag."
Women see mindless barbarians. Guys see the Green Bay Packers.
Women see Chippendale's as a wild time, a way to just let loose and see some great-looking naked men before returning to thier lives. Guys see stippers as girls who really like us and will probably go home with us if we give them enough money, after all they're so interested in everything we have to say...
Guys are shitting thier pants laughing right now, while a lynch mob of The PMS Avengers is right now sharpening thier pitchforks and putting a bounty on a wise-ass bald dude in Jedi robes.
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She says: "But, women lie better"
Things are progressing nicely.
We arrive at the regular male/female jokes 🙂
OK,
Let's increase the voltage just a little 😀
Ou! I tell you this woman has some talent.
Now why on earth would anybody think women lie better?
Any comments?
Things are progressing nicely.
We arrive at the regular male/female jokes 🙂
OK,
Let's increase the voltage just a little 😀
JoBelle said:Something tells me you're right. 😛I think men are MUCH more logical, not to mention more intelligent as well.
But, women lie better.
Jo
Ou! I tell you this woman has some talent.
Now why on earth would anybody think women lie better?
Any comments?
