Strelnikov
4th Level Red Feather
- Joined
- May 7, 2001
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What to do with Al and Tipper Gore's books "Joined at the Heart" and "The Spirit of Family" that the publishers can't even give away:
1. Airlift extra copies to Iraqi troops. Casualties will be enormous: death by boredom
2. Sierra Club posters giving advice about distant continents
3. Build a bridge to the 21st century
4. Construct a tree sitting platform in an Amazon rainforest
5. Hurl them at SUVs
6. Patch leaky roofs in Pacfic Northwest logging towns
7. Tear out pages for bathroom tissue (use with compost toilets only)
8. Hole punching practice for residents of Palm Beach County, Florida
9. Origami to brighten those who live in the "shadows of life"
10. Wrapping papers for son Al's hand rolled "cigarettes"
11. Soles for Earth shoes
12. Hats to ward off acid rain
13. Recycle papers for "Let 'Er Rip" memos
14. Winning tickets for losers of life's lottery
15. Recreate more hanging chads, dimpled chads, pregnant chads... "just in case"
16. Nesting boxes for hypnotized chickens
17. Paper bags to transport cash donated by Buddhist monks
18. Stickers that say "Al Gore Discovered Love Canal"
19. Paper bibs (use with free range lobsters only)
20. Windmill making kits
21. Lockbox making kits
22. Prescription labels for humans
23. Prescription labels for dogs
24. Milk cartons with a bearded Al Gore, "Have you seen this man?"
Strelnikov
1. Airlift extra copies to Iraqi troops. Casualties will be enormous: death by boredom
2. Sierra Club posters giving advice about distant continents
3. Build a bridge to the 21st century
4. Construct a tree sitting platform in an Amazon rainforest
5. Hurl them at SUVs
6. Patch leaky roofs in Pacfic Northwest logging towns
7. Tear out pages for bathroom tissue (use with compost toilets only)
8. Hole punching practice for residents of Palm Beach County, Florida
9. Origami to brighten those who live in the "shadows of life"
10. Wrapping papers for son Al's hand rolled "cigarettes"
11. Soles for Earth shoes
12. Hats to ward off acid rain
13. Recycle papers for "Let 'Er Rip" memos
14. Winning tickets for losers of life's lottery
15. Recreate more hanging chads, dimpled chads, pregnant chads... "just in case"
16. Nesting boxes for hypnotized chickens
17. Paper bags to transport cash donated by Buddhist monks
18. Stickers that say "Al Gore Discovered Love Canal"
19. Paper bibs (use with free range lobsters only)
20. Windmill making kits
21. Lockbox making kits
22. Prescription labels for humans
23. Prescription labels for dogs
24. Milk cartons with a bearded Al Gore, "Have you seen this man?"
Strelnikov
