Finish The Sentence (Read first page First )

[MasterPaladin]

finish the sentence started then start a new sentence to tell a story. this should be interesting.
I'll start

I really want to

 

[Rorschach Blues]

... go out tonight.

But I have...

 

[MasterPaladin]

so much work around the house to do.

Maybe I should

 

[Pokey]

procrastinate my work until later because if I go out now I'll..............

 

[chrisheaven]

run into trouble at the cafe on the corner of Paladin Avenue....

 

[Rorschach Blues]

and be forced to flee from...

 

[MasterPaladin]

and be forced to flee from...

the cafe before I am tempted to come off my diet and eat 3 slices of chocolate cream pie. Goes home and finishes the house work. There now it's 9pm and I can

 

[Rorschach Blues]

.. go dancing. The only issue is...

 

[chrisheaven]

.......I have to post in a few ( about 590 ) of Chris's treads beforehand because..

 

[Rorschach Blues]

... chris tends to kick people who don't. This is really...

 

[chrisheaven]

.....a good idea of his part- coz there are a few(mentioning no names- Milagros317) out there who need to be kicked because they have...

 

[Artoo]

...have eaten a few babies in their time. I wonder where they...

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

go when you eat them. Maybe I should look the answer up in. . .

 

[Rorschach Blues]

... the beginner's baby eating book. I wonder...

 

[MasterPaladin]

if Dr Spock knows about this if not he may add it to

 

[natural tickler]

his book of things you never expected to see but did, but unfortunately.....

 

[MasterPaladin]

he will probably never find out about it thus leaving it

 

[Rorschach Blues]

...in an abandoned building but...

 

[MasterPaladin]

it may be found in the future.

Yesterday I was walking down the street and witnessed

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

a group of Christmas Carolers in March.

I picked up the nearest. . .

 

[Rorschach Blues]

...eggplant and without warning...

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

threw it at the singers.

Despite my aggression, they continued. . .

 

[Rorschach Blues]

... to sing and dance, so I...

 

[MasterPaladin]

spilled a lot of oil where they were dancing and .....

 

[Mz Chaos]

They slipped and fell in front of a speeding taxi who hit and Killed every one of them.

When the cops showed up....