I've often said it's too bad that complaints filed by people like Ginnie can't be displayed in their original crayon. In this case it would certainly have added flavor to her comments.
from Ginnie Withers
Suject: sucks ass
have ur clips dont work ur site sucks
Tickletheater, you really must excuse the lack of a "b" in the word "subject". My guess is that Ginnie was absent from class the day that letter was taught, and she certainly never had occasion to ever see it on a report card.
As for "have" instead of "half" and "dont" instead of "don't", I think I see what happened there. She was going into a sugar crisis and all she could think of was donuts. Perfectly understandable... her subconscious made her try to type "have donut" as a message to her consciousness. Of course, "donut" came out as "dont" because (1) she was in a sugar crisis, and (2) she has a room-temperature IQ.
I hope that this small insight has helped you to better understand the less fortunate of your contributors. Or, if empathy toward their piteous plight is more than you care to deal with at this time, you could just do what I do... think to yourself "f*ck 'em if they can't take a joke!"
In closing, thanks for your efforts and keep up the good work, Tickletheater.
Illigitimi Non Carborundum (Rough translation - Don't Let The Bastards Wear You Down.)
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