milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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A man driving alone at night has a flat tire on a narrow two-lane road. He comes to a stop in front of a three story building with bars on the windows; he sees that the sign by the entrance says "Asylum for the Criminally Insane."
Deciding not to go inside and seek help or a phone, he opens the trunk and takes out the spare tire. Then he carefully removes the hubcap on the wheel with the flat tire, loosens all four lug nuts on that wheel, jacks the car up, removes the lug nuts and carefully places them on the hubcap in the road beside him.
Just as he removes the flat tire, a passing car runs over the hubcap, scattering the lug nuts into the dark woods across the street from the asylum.
"SHIT!" he screams. "What the fuck can I do now?"
A voice yells down to him from behind the bars of a third floor window, "Take one lug nut from each of the other three wheels and use those to attach the spare tire!"
"Thanks, that's a great idea," he yells up at the window. "How did you ever think of that?"
The answer is yelled back down to him, "Well, I certainly am crazy, but I'm not STUPID!"
Deciding not to go inside and seek help or a phone, he opens the trunk and takes out the spare tire. Then he carefully removes the hubcap on the wheel with the flat tire, loosens all four lug nuts on that wheel, jacks the car up, removes the lug nuts and carefully places them on the hubcap in the road beside him.
Just as he removes the flat tire, a passing car runs over the hubcap, scattering the lug nuts into the dark woods across the street from the asylum.
"SHIT!" he screams. "What the fuck can I do now?"
A voice yells down to him from behind the bars of a third floor window, "Take one lug nut from each of the other three wheels and use those to attach the spare tire!"
"Thanks, that's a great idea," he yells up at the window. "How did you ever think of that?"
The answer is yelled back down to him, "Well, I certainly am crazy, but I'm not STUPID!"
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